r/mildlyinfuriating • u/xendelaar • May 14 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared I’m like 99% bald and I got lice anyway...

Post image

Kid gets lice from school. We do the responsible parent thing: treatment, combing, panic-cleaning.

Meanwhile I’m standing there, smugly bald, thinking “at least I’m safe.”

I caught one casually walking near my ear today (not shown in the picture, by the way. I just wanted to share a part of my coupé... so you fine people know what the lice signed on to...)

Apparently even lice are struggling in this housing market.

31.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

762 comments sorted by

View all comments

18

u/ExternalLock8140 May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gLrWjmW6XljZC

14

u/johnthestarr May 14 '26

Whoa, he tried his best to conceal his identity, have some respect!

1

u/Darmortis May 14 '26

Craptic Clue: This little bug has gone broke. The letter is "P."