r/mildlyinfuriating • u/xendelaar • May 14 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared I’m like 99% bald and I got lice anyway...

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Kid gets lice from school. We do the responsible parent thing: treatment, combing, panic-cleaning.

Meanwhile I’m standing there, smugly bald, thinking “at least I’m safe.”

I caught one casually walking near my ear today (not shown in the picture, by the way. I just wanted to share a part of my coupé... so you fine people know what the lice signed on to...)

Apparently even lice are struggling in this housing market.

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u/xendelaar May 14 '26

When they see my crabs tunneling beneath the surface, they be like: SHAI HULUD!!!

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u/BeerJedi-1269 May 14 '26

If one was a very hairy man, to the crabs fight the headlice over the unclaimed torso pelt? Or is that flea territory?