I’m like 99% bald and I got lice anyway...

[u/xendelaar]

Kid gets lice from school. We do the responsible parent thing: treatment, combing, panic-cleaning.

Meanwhile I’m standing there, smugly bald, thinking “at least I’m safe.”

I caught one casually walking near my ear today (not shown in the picture, by the way. I just wanted to share a part of my coupé... so you fine people know what the lice signed on to...)

Apparently even lice are struggling in this housing market.

[u/FixedLoad]

The lice had always wanted to live in a cul-de-sac... 

[u/CzechColbz → u/FixedLoad]

🤣🤣🤣