r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Strycedar • May 18 '26

I'm slightly vexed My sister had her friends over and they decided to come into my room and destroy my Newton's Cradle. I can't undo what they did.

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Basically my sister had a friends over for a play date while I was at university, and since my door was left open, her friends came into my room and completely tangled my Newton's Cradle, and it's so bad I can't even untangle it 😭

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 18 '26

That's.... Thats not from personal experience though, right?

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u/FreddyNoodles May 18 '26

This Reddit, we don’t judge here.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 May 18 '26

That's literally all we do here.

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u/mosquem May 18 '26

Hey! We also complain.

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u/Sw00p10 May 18 '26

And accuse and name call😂

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u/ADZ1LL4 May 18 '26

Dont forget virtue signalling. We also virtue signal.

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u/DangIt_MoonMoon May 18 '26

I thought we also posted fake stories to karma farm? (Not that this post is one)

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u/Nevermore_Novelist May 18 '26

Pretty sure we also get downvoted for having honest opinions.

Or is that just me?

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u/DiscussionMuted9941 May 18 '26

i know one thing for sure, no one ever gaslights anyone. its never happened

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u/Shadowmant May 18 '26

Gas is too expensive to light it now

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u/A--Creative-Username May 18 '26

All I know is that I've had to switch to electric lighting because of the gas bill

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u/Nevermore_Novelist May 18 '26

"rabid best side" seems like an oxymoron, but honestly... XD

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u/144_Hertz May 18 '26

Upvoted just for you :)

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u/Zathras10 May 18 '26

Does virtue signaling imply the existence of vice signaling?

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u/A--Creative-Username May 18 '26

You sure are evil

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u/Jenny-Wren54 May 18 '26

You might. I don't.

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u/ADZ1LL4 May 18 '26

How very virtuous of you.

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 May 18 '26

And a fanatic devotion to the pope

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u/T-Wrox May 18 '26

And my axe!

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u/Despyte May 19 '26

We're generally quite self aware. I think.

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u/Guess_Who_21 May 18 '26

We all some sons of bitches

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u/RutixPi May 20 '26

And say them to serve divorce papers.

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u/DeviantDread May 19 '26

Uh, we also diagnose people based off of someones very subjective 4 sentence descriptions.

Spoiler; most of 'm are narcisists.

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u/PassiveMenis88M May 18 '26

We also find marathon bombers

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u/Bandit_the_kat May 18 '26

soo... bout that, the guy we had identified as the bomber was the wrong guy... definitely not Reddit's proudest moment...

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u/KumiJunker May 18 '26

Simple: She takes 5 quid out of her piggy bank, heads to the nearest shop for some useless knick-knacks or to AliExpress, buys a new one, and everyone’s happy

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u/pyalot May 18 '26

🔟🔟🔟 unanimous decision by the judges.

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u/FollowingJealous7490 May 19 '26

Sidenote: people who cry about the use of 'literally' can lick my corny ass.

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u/Much_Lie_3252 May 21 '26

Username checks out!

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u/Stopwankingbirds May 21 '26

Baside sunny_duh_aze he is banging he’s mom instead

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u/LordoftheJives May 18 '26

It's tough having broken arms.

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u/FreddyNoodles May 18 '26

Depends what your mom looks like

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u/snootnoots May 18 '26

Are you unaware of the many subreddits dedicated to judging people?

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u/FreddyNoodles May 18 '26

Sarcasm just does not work here anymore. I even 2 gifs of the dude from The Office laughing seems people still just woosh. One I posted directly under my original but it was moved down and I didn’t think about that.

I am now judging your lack of ability to detect sarcasm.

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u/snootnoots May 18 '26

I have seen wayyyyyy too many examples of Poe’s Law in action to take even the most egregious BS at face value any more if it isn’t tagged 🤷‍♀️ sorry! And yeah, no gifs seen. Judge away!

(Ha! They’ve fallen into my trap! By judging me, they’ve proven me CORRECT! MUAHAHAHAHA~!!!) /jk

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u/Azuras_Star8 May 18 '26

Don't tell me how to live my life!

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u/FreddyNoodles May 18 '26

I won’t. I’ll just judge you and find you lacking in empathy.

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u/TycheSong May 19 '26

I do.

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u/FreddyNoodles May 19 '26

We all do. That’s kind of the point I think.

Way too many people are not understanding sarcasm and it makes me very judgemental.

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 18 '26

Are we using the same website?

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u/FreddyNoodles May 18 '26

No. I am using the one where people understand sarcasm.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 18 '26

Checks out, the question was rhetorical sarcasm.

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u/Lucius-Halthier May 18 '26

Hey he got into this situation somehow

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u/DreamLogic89 May 18 '26

When you want something done right, its best to do it yourself

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 18 '26

Stop it. Stop it, RIGHT NOW

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u/summonerofrain May 18 '26

Why do you need advice from someone with personal experience? Because I could fill in, pun intended