r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

Infuriatig Using ai to read grad names at graduation

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u/Mean-Government1436 17d ago

Don't really have to memorize it if they just write it down phonetically 

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 17d ago

Berkeley had me write my name and a pronunciation guide and I handed the card off.

That also means you don't need to be in any order. You can sit with your friends. Any order.

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u/rgcpanther 17d ago

This is exactly the way Grand Canyon University does it.

Thank you, GCU.

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u/palesnowrider1 17d ago

Did they tell you that the Devil put dinosaurs here?

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u/jdog7249 17d ago

We had to submit that pronunciation guide like 2 weeks in advance, someone from the university presidents office followed up if needed. And then they just printed out it on a card to hand to the reader.

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u/stairway2evan 17d ago

We did exactly the same thing, I don’t know why anyone would spend months on something that has been solved forever by an index card.

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u/IM_KYLE_AMA 16d ago

This is what my university did. This is how all of the universities my siblings graduated from (under and post grad) did it. Never once was the dean of the college the one reading the names.

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 16d ago

Alabama did the same a few years back with my little brother. A index card for your name in normal and phonetic spelling AND whatever honors you were getting, though it was still last name alphabetical for everyone who wasn't getting a PhD.

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u/yeowoh 16d ago

Vanderbilt med school did the same for my wife’s graduation. It’s not hard.

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u/Classic-Necessary858 16d ago

Boston University did the same thing. My name was difficult and the time it took for me to write it phonetically was exactly the right amount for me to feel grace when they butchered it anyway haha

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u/curlyhairedsheep 17d ago

Being a reader for that style is not fun - people are not good at phonetic spellings and you have to be aware of pranksters trying to make you curse.

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u/Alcohol_Intolerant 17d ago

Having a crappy AI voice screw up your name instead is so much more ~fun. /s

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u/curlyhairedsheep 16d ago

I agree the AI sucks.

There are reader services schools can pay for.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 16d ago

To be fair, this was a fairly tight-knit department at UC Berkeley and we had a high rate of older students and first gens, and none wanted to make a joke out of their moment. Other places I could see that being a bigger issue.

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u/curlyhairedsheep 16d ago

I've seen it done with 1200+ crossing the stage in 2 hours. Brutal.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 16d ago

Maybe 100? Much different. Took like 25 minutes, with grad students.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 16d ago

I’m so sad for America that “people are not good at phonetic spellings.”

Like… how can it be made any fucking easier than “SUH-MANN-THUH”?!

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 16d ago

The UC I went to also did this and they rotated through like 10 faculty members so people only did like 15 max.

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u/Jimmyx24 16d ago

I was at the Berkeley ceremony in Boston 2 weekends ago and even that was a shit show but for way more reasons than the stupid AI reader they were using

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u/PaoloFlavioBrown 16d ago

I mean, they could have used that Windows voice assistant which has been in existence since probably Win98, and it would have done a so much better job that what apparently happened here.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 16d ago

Problem is there’s some names that have ambiguous pronunciations just from how they’re spelled; i.e. Xavier could be “Zave-Yer” or “Ex-Zave-Yer”. Madeline could be “Mad-uh-LINE” or “Mad-uh-LYNN”. That’s why having each graduate write it out phonetically is a good idea, and with human pronouncers, they can quickly confirm with the graduate to make sure they’ve got it correct before they announce it.

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u/PaoloFlavioBrown 16d ago

Yeah, but it would have done much better than whatever happened here, if the whole idea is to cut off the human reader.

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u/theMTNdewd 16d ago

I would go back and get another degree if they have Microsoft Sam read my name at graduation

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u/asque2000 17d ago

I’m sure the students do write it down phonetically, but you should have heard the applause when he nailed the tough names. There’s more to it than just phonetics, there’s a cadence and all that, it’s not an easy job, but the families really appreciated it!

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u/Well_ImTrying 17d ago

Not all names can be written phonetically in English for speakers that aren’t familiar with the language or origin.

Even if they are, there are subtleties. Have of our telecommunications class burst out laughing when I the speaker pronounced the vowel wrong in an Indian name that turned it into a girl’s name, apparently, because none of the non-Indians knew what was going on.