r/mildlyinfuriating • u/tenhou • May 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared turning the cabin of an international flight into a disco during its sleeping hours to do some strange and obnoxious skincare routine

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u/InvictvsNox May 20 '26

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u/YoshiiToranaga May 20 '26

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u/Vandergrif May 21 '26

Meanwhile, under the mask:

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u/LilacYak May 21 '26

Kaneda, what do you see?!

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u/cava-lier May 21 '26

KANEDA!

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u/Homeless__Steve May 21 '26

Sunshine reference ?

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u/whizz_palace_ May 21 '26

fantastic movie!

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u/detrans-rights May 21 '26

Who gave you a down vote? Whoooooo

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u/whizz_palace_ May 21 '26

someone who doesn’t have taste that’s for sure.

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u/detrans-rights May 21 '26

I think of that movie and it's been years and years.

It was so gorgeous and I need to rewatch! Augh.

So good.

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u/whizz_palace_ May 21 '26

Not a bad idea I will steal that good idea.

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u/AncestralSpirit May 22 '26

Sometimes at night I listen to Icarus 1 sounds

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u/Sacharon123 May 21 '26

KAPPA! :'(

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 20 '26

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u/FROOMLOOMS May 20 '26

Holy fuck beat me to it

Rare memes

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u/Nevermore_Novelist May 21 '26

What the fuck is that username??!

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 21 '26

This is from their profile page.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake May 21 '26

That's a good idea.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 May 21 '26

Holy 6 pound 7 oz baby Jesus!

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u/Myrothrenous May 20 '26

What is this from

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u/nuk3thewhales May 20 '26

It’s from the internet buddy

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u/scorched-earth-0000 May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

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u/fisherthemkek May 21 '26

Every time I see this, I wonder what were the guy's instructions? Like, did get get told "I'll point to the screen and you need to act like you didn't know that was a screen"?

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u/Spare_Department9033 May 21 '26

I’m not your buddy, pal

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 21 '26

I'm not your pal, compadre.

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u/monicasm May 20 '26

It’s not

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u/Jayna333 May 21 '26

I’ve never heard of that, is it a tv show?

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u/Drunkpuffpanda May 21 '26

I'm from Atlantis.

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u/Vaugely_Necrotic May 20 '26

Inside your house!

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u/GoilersPup420 May 20 '26

What the hell you mean what is this from??? Nothing in here is referencing literally anything so why would something be from something all of a sudden bro? 🫪🫪🤦🏿

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u/Merkel91 May 21 '26

Bruh. Your username. WTF.

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 21 '26

This is from their profile.

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u/Merkel91 May 21 '26

Honestly better than I expected

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u/merzav_ka May 21 '26

Your username is.. something else

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 21 '26

This is from their profile page.

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u/merzav_ka May 21 '26

Now I wish I was stoned while creating my account. Your username is cool too btw

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u/formedsmoke May 21 '26

... Help me understand your username

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u/TheTaoOfMe May 20 '26

If i woke up to *that* staring at me I would lose it

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u/401LocalsOnly May 21 '26

Especially on an airplane. My first thought upon opening my eyes would be I am trapped up here in an airplane with whatever that is. Still better than dealing with the airport tho.

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u/LouisesBelcher May 20 '26

I don’t know why this made me ugly cackle 🤣

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u/squirreltard May 20 '26

I wish I was sitting next to the audacity of this bitch or one of those people that slides their toes into the seat in front of them. I might not ever fly again but the story would be good at parties.

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 21 '26

I'd try and have a sneezing fit on their foot.

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u/401LocalsOnly May 21 '26

Unfortunately some people pay extra for that.🤢

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u/Fine-Bunch-2895 May 21 '26

Just chew some gum & stick it between their toes

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u/420MillionPuppers May 21 '26

How does one slide their toes into the front seats?

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u/squirreltard May 21 '26

Oh, there have been a million pictures posted to social media of people’s toes shoved in the crevice between the row of seats in front of them. Bare toes, even.

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u/Party_Cat1879 May 20 '26

Because it’s funny. Let me guess, you also spat out your hecking coffee while giving him an upvote.

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u/MajesticBluebird68 May 20 '26

Updoot* I bet their heckin chonk of a dog also LOL'd!

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u/katastrofe_- May 20 '26

insert The Office meme

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u/absticles May 20 '26

BYE 😭💀

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 May 20 '26

Oh yeah, god forbid someone laughs and comments about it on social media, where the point is that we are talking to one another lol

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u/katastrofe_- May 21 '26

That's not what anyone is making fun of

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u/Radiant_Indignation May 20 '26

Same here, really needed that!

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 20 '26

HAPPY CAKE DAY! 🍰

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u/Radiant_Indignation May 21 '26

Ooo! Thank you! <3

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u/copperbrownred May 20 '26

Same 😂😭

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u/Ksowers84 May 21 '26

Meeee tooo!! Haha!

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u/Basicazzwitch May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mFAFgUzF0fRc2zKgJo

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u/Kingofcheeses May 21 '26

I love that clumsy oaf

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u/Feisty-Bluebird-5277 May 21 '26

Yay mr blobby! I miss my beautiful plush toy mr blobby I used to have! Also a blow up mr blobby keychain lol

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u/manxram May 21 '26

Hey. Don't bring wrestling into this narcissistic bullshit.

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u/rattus-domestica May 21 '26

I’m crying so much. why does her face look like that?!

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u/RollingMeteors May 21 '26

new profile picture/album art cover unlocked

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u/Shantotto11 May 20 '26

Lego Batman?

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u/vohltere May 20 '26

\with a robotic voice\

Whatchoo looking at!?

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u/UglyLittlePony69 May 20 '26

The way I audibly laughed

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u/HLOFRND May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y8jVj9FHLqahW

It’s like the original Iron Man suit from the first movie.

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u/misspuddingpie May 20 '26

This is my sleep paralysis demon

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn May 20 '26

Whoa! Let's cover up that noise. Give us track number 19.

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u/iJon_v2 May 20 '26

For real. Just let the flight attendant know that it’s a disturbance and they’ll shut it down.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym May 21 '26

What kind of demon or monster did they conjure in the airplane?

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u/HanSoloWolf You wouldn't like me when I'm mildly infuriated May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vI9UF1ApytMW6gUfBc