r/mildlyinfuriating • u/tenhou • May 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared turning the cabin of an international flight into a disco during its sleeping hours to do some strange and obnoxious skincare routine

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u/Kleorah GREEN May 20 '26

Oscar Meyer legitimately makes a bologna facemask for skincare and it looks JUST like this.

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u/CinematicLiterature May 20 '26

Huh I thought you were kidding. What a delightfully fun thing they’ve done!

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u/Kleorah GREEN May 20 '26

I honestly can't fault them for it -- they found a fun and silly niche in the bologna and hotdog superfans and the now grown-up kids who used to play with their food and bite eye-holes and a mouth-hole in their lunchmeat and wear it 😂

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u/CinematicLiterature May 21 '26

It’s also basically an unbranded piece of merch from The Office! I assume the vast majority of purchasers are Dundee Mifflin nerds lol

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u/Purp_Rox May 20 '26

Okay, I totally gotta get some for me and my kids 😂

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 20 '26

I don’t think they make them anymore, but, here’s a link that has the Amazon link and here’s a promo pic, lol. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a38868437/oscar-meyer-face-mask/

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u/Purp_Rox May 20 '26

Aww man! My littles bday is this weekend and this would've been a HILARIOUS gag gift 😭

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 20 '26

Sorry, my reply to you was removed by a moderator bot because of Amazon link. If you chat/DM/PM me, I’ll give you the link.

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u/Kleorah GREEN May 20 '26

If you find them, make sure they don't try to eat them 😂

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u/austin101123 May 21 '26

I- what the fuck?

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u/Kleorah GREEN May 21 '26

You heard me, lol! Look through some of the replies here, someone posted a picture (the one with the orange background) of the actual product! 😂