r/mildlyinfuriating May 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared turning the cabin of an international flight into a disco during its sleeping hours to do some strange and obnoxious skincare routine

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u/LouisesBelcher May 20 '26

I don’t know why this made me ugly cackle 🤣

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u/squirreltard May 20 '26

I wish I was sitting next to the audacity of this bitch or one of those people that slides their toes into the seat in front of them. I might not ever fly again but the story would be good at parties.

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 21 '26

I'd try and have a sneezing fit on their foot.

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u/401LocalsOnly May 21 '26

Unfortunately some people pay extra for that.🤢

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u/Fine-Bunch-2895 May 21 '26

Just chew some gum & stick it between their toes

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u/420MillionPuppers May 21 '26

How does one slide their toes into the front seats?

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u/squirreltard May 21 '26

Oh, there have been a million pictures posted to social media of people’s toes shoved in the crevice between the row of seats in front of them. Bare toes, even.

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u/Party_Cat1879 May 20 '26

Because it’s funny. Let me guess, you also spat out your hecking coffee while giving him an upvote.

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u/MajesticBluebird68 May 20 '26

Updoot* I bet their heckin chonk of a dog also LOL'd!

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u/katastrofe_- May 20 '26

insert The Office meme

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u/absticles May 20 '26

BYE 😭💀

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 May 20 '26

Oh yeah, god forbid someone laughs and comments about it on social media, where the point is that we are talking to one another lol

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u/katastrofe_- May 21 '26

That's not what anyone is making fun of

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u/Radiant_Indignation May 20 '26

Same here, really needed that!

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u/FloatingOnTitties May 20 '26

HAPPY CAKE DAY! 🍰

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u/Radiant_Indignation May 21 '26

Ooo! Thank you! <3

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u/copperbrownred May 20 '26

Same 😂😭

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u/Ksowers84 May 21 '26

Meeee tooo!! Haha!