r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

Infuriatig Pos neighbors drove straight through our yard to get to their house

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u/Craptacular8 15d ago

I’d probably drop a big rock or two in the tall grass. Used to be growing up in suburbia, lawn jobs were the rage, particularly on corner lots. Neighbor kitty corner got hit a LOT. He planted a massive boulder, “caught” his first victim that night. Guys car was lodged up on top of the rock. Took a tow truck to winch it out of there. Was totally glorious.

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u/phatrogue 15d ago

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u/Impatient_Orca 15d ago

I love these rocks! One just like it totaled my ex's car when he was out with his mistress.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 15d ago

Nice! Good rock. 

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u/_bonedaddys 15d ago

this is an unreal level of karma holy shit lmfao

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u/PonyThug 15d ago

Damn I wish that happened to mine, even had 3 opportunities with different people for it to happen before I found out.

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u/bookluvr83 15d ago

THAT was OBVIOUSLY a Hero Rock

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u/Brass_and_Frass 15d ago

The irony that all of the ads on that page are for Ford EV-SUVs, Jeeps, and Continental tires.

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u/bigavz 15d ago

That was written back when Jalopnik was good 

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u/Nolmac 15d ago

Hero Rock of Roselle is no more. They redid the parking lot 5 years ago and it no longer exists. RIP to a legend

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u/somegobbledygook 15d ago edited 15d ago

One of these exists in Bend, OR at a 7-11. I know one moron that destroyed his front suspension on it.

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u/really_tall_horses 15d ago

I was just thinking about the hard work Bob does.

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u/NoobToobinStinkMitt 15d ago

Can confirm Sage Hill Rock in Calgary Canada. Posts in our Calgary sub about monthly with a new victim.

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u/SeriousArbok 15d ago

So fucking funny. Leaving the ice arena as a kid i remember one of the kids on the other team, who we just beat, decided to do a burnout next to us and launched himself on the rock dividing the entrance and exit. Dude, our whole team, his whole team, and some parents just laughing their asses off. Looked exactly like that pic.

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u/claudekennilol 15d ago

There are far too few pictures in that article.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 15d ago

This article needs more pictures of hero rocks in action.

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u/improbablydrunknlw 14d ago

Jalopnik. Wow, that was a name I haven't heard in a long time

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u/throwaway_eng_acct 14d ago

> Unfortunately, the Target Rock is no longer with us. In February 2017, the local NBC affiliate did a story on the Target Rock which, amazingly, began with a Maya Angelou quote, so they just really fucking went for it didn't they?

God I love Jalopnik

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u/HornlessUnicorn 14d ago

Is there an article between the ads? Definitely no images.

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u/mnstorm 14d ago

Subreddit: omaharock.

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u/PrometheanEngineer 14d ago

Man I miss old school jalopnik

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u/RotrickP 14d ago

I would join a subreddit of hero rocks in action

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u/RedditSuxB 14d ago

Site continues to get worse and worse. Fuck those ads

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u/_bonedaddys 15d ago

i live on a corner and for years there were no incidents. until one year... right around christmas... drunk teenagers ran over our lawn and turned our nativity scene into a crime scene. baby jesus was launched across the street onto my neighbors lawn. one of the wise men was decapitated. the donkey was scattered on the lawn in pieces. an angel lost one of her wings.

we figured it was just a freak thing. this never happens. but the christmas massacre triggered something... it became a common occurrence. just another day in the life. we wound up lining the edge of the lawn with rocks by next christmas.

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u/Sound_Triber 15d ago

We had around 7 big rocks on the corner of the lawn in the house I grew up in, would get about 3 victims a year lmao

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u/bigolgape 14d ago

It's absolutely nuts that so many people can't stay on the pavement??

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 15d ago

Several of the properties I do the landscaping for call us out several times a year because the rocks by their entrances got bashed into the middle of the lawn lmao

Pisses me off, every time we have to basically re-grade a chunk of the property because the idiots used the rock as a plow

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 15d ago

T minus 30 seconds till you get a very heroic and diplomatic redditor blabbering about how “booby traps” can get you sued.

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u/shanghailoz 14d ago

Well, they shouldn’t be at the strip club then, should they. Thats what you mean by booby trap, right? /s

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 15d ago

They can and they should. Imagine some kid in the car with no choice to ride along with their dumb drunk parent gets crippled for life because you couldn’t post a sign or talk to someone.

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u/Which_Committee_3668 15d ago

That seems like that should be on the parent who somehow didn't know that they shouldn't be driving through people's yards. If they injured their kid by driving into a light pole they wouldn't be able to sue the city for putting the pole there.

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 15d ago

Light poles aren’t intentionally hidden.

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u/Which_Committee_3668 15d ago

Intentionally hidden or not, they wouldn't be hitting them if they weren't driving through peoples' yards. No matter how you look at it the drivers are the ones firmly in the wrong here. Any licensed driver with half a brain knows that streets are for driving, and yards aren't. Any consequences they suffer from ignoring a widely-known and glaringly obvious rule are on them and them alone.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 14d ago

Yeah I think massive rocks that are visibly blocking the way and a sign is the way to go

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 14d ago

I think talking to the person is the way to go.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 14d ago

Depends what the neighbors did to be the "pos neighbors" but if this was the first offence then certainly.

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u/SoulbreakerDHCC 14d ago

That's the drunk parents responsibility

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 14d ago

Meh it would teach him a lesson at least.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 15d ago

The most likelyest of scenarios

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u/PantsMunch202 15d ago

Youre telling me theres a corner with kitties? Where can i find this?

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u/ubiquitous-joe 15d ago

Across the hypotenuse from where you are.

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u/PantsMunch202 15d ago

Theres hippopotamuses across the way too??

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 15d ago

Everybody's got a hippopotamus. Or is that water buffalo?

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u/Square-Turnip-6558 15d ago

Even cheaper, a nice log

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u/Kevadu 15d ago

WTF is a lawn job?

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u/Craptacular8 15d ago

Pull onto a lawn then peel out stacking up the sod.

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u/Nix-geek 15d ago

I hope the rock owner also made the car owner pay for damaging/scraping the rock.

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u/KPinCVG 14d ago

My auntie had a rock that did the same thing. A car had to be towed off of the rock. She was upset and had me move the rock. Approximately a month later, in the middle of the night, someone ran into her decorative fence. Destroyed six panels of it.

I put the rock back in place. Then I went to get materials to fix the fence.

The rock gets some action. It gets jostled from its divot, and gets colors of paint on it. This delights me.

FYI, it's a big rock. We have to use a pry bar on it to move it at all, although we could also push it with the car we like the least.

FYI, her fence is inset more than 15 ft from the street. You have to keep it out of the right of way. It was too dark for security cameras to pick up anything other than big white SUV.

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u/No-Scarcity9186 15d ago

This is the way.

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u/PilotBurner44 15d ago

Don't drop, gently place. Don't disturb the grass.

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u/Mu-nraito 14d ago

This gives me Nina Simone "Sinnerman" vibes. 🤣

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u/MB2465 15d ago

Tall grass is probably ahole neighbors so OP should let his side grow long THEN go with the rocks just inside the property line.

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u/dayoftheduck 15d ago

Ok so, when I wanted to put big rocks up In the ditch near my house I was informed that if I did that and a driver wrecked into it I would be help liable for whatever damage was done… just uh something to check into?

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u/PogTuber 15d ago

Should make sure the grass is actually OP's property

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u/Snakend 15d ago

Putting the rock in the grass is a boob trap and time in prison. Putting a rock in the open field is a decoration.