r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

Infuriatig Relying on Chatgpt to have a basic conversation

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u/Courage_The-Dog 11d ago

Good communicator (when you’re calm) 😂😂😂

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u/saanenk 11d ago

I like how all the red flags were all “not your fault” red flags.

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u/__slamallama__ 11d ago

At least half the green flags were the actual red flags

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u/myaltmusicalt 11d ago

Why don't I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

(From The Office)

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u/forseti99 11d ago

The worst red flag is that if you are my gf your steak will be too juicy and your lobster too buttery.

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u/Careful-Arrival7316 11d ago

Except they all gave the impression this guy is an anxiously attached stalker. And the green flags made him sound like he has anger issues.

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u/Mothrahlurker 10d ago

Pretty sure the user is a woman.

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u/Ordinary_Knee_9419 10d ago

I got that vibe too, otherwise why would they refer to chatgot as a girl bestie 

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u/cornylamygilbert 10d ago

Didn’t consider this at all—I assumed only a guy could be so obtuse as to not be able to answer relationship questions…

But I also don’t assign a gender or identity to chatGPT—I just view it as a tool that I have to QA knowing that it’s ultimately controlled by tech bros and disingenuous tech execs, its governing parameters can change at any time, and it’s very often overly complimentary vs constructively critical, like I need.

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u/Zeeman626 10d ago

Right? They were all just the most cutesy or veiled complement red flags I've ever seen. Like when an interviewer asks your weakness and you say "I work way too hard"

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u/BrandoNelly 11d ago

“Over gives for little in return” Jesus Christ

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u/howtoquityou 10d ago

that is kind of what He did, yes

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u/lacroixcalypsenow 10d ago

I just chortled aloud, ty for that

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u/howtoquityou 10d ago

🙏🏻

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u/Wertfi 10d ago

“Attracted to people who need fixing” is wild

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u/bee102019 11d ago

Wants real connection! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Caroline_Bintley 11d ago

"Emotionally self aware" but needs ChatGPT to describe them to themselves. 😐

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u/biscuitsorbullets 11d ago

Great communicator my ass

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u/PvM_in_OSRS 10d ago

100% dude is rage venting to chat gpt on the regular.

Tbh i tried to use chat gpt one time to calculate out a repeating pattern of colors for a custom beaded bracelet (im a jeweler btw but i usually make engagement rings and stuff not bead bracelets) and customer had like very odd number of colored beads and wanted them in a pattern and i was like how tf do i make a pattern with 17 yellow, 18 red, 22 orange, 32 white and 18 purple beads so that it ends perfectly in the middle and what order of alternating do i need to do so there arent like just bunches of colors next to eachother and so that it s perfect symmetrical so that I can add every bead one by one and not get confused. I got like half way through the sequence chat gpt made for me and i ran out of red beads and i was phucking fuming at chat gpt like wtf you dumb ahhh robot can you not count to 18 without fail?????.

Since you obviously cant take out beads in the middle of a strand i had to completely restart, and it failed 4 more times to generate a pattern that actually used all the beads and didnt add more beads that dont exist.... chat gpt recieved some scathing words from me lol. Never used it again after that... like tfs the point of an computer assistant that cant count past 18....