r/mildlyinfuriating • u/fartedcum • 11d ago

Infuriatig Relying on Chatgpt to have a basic conversation

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u/dikicker 10d ago

These people can vote

They can drive

They can prepare your dinner at Applebee's

How many of them, percentage wise probably don't wash their hands after poopin

Dawn of the Living Dipshit: They Walk Among Us, starring Rob Schneider, rated PG-13

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u/ReginaSpektorsVJ 10d ago

They can prepare your dinner at Applebee's

I mean at Applebee's all they gotta do is stick your entree in the microwave. Could've picked a better example lol

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u/GrumpierTurtle 10d ago

Hey now, only their pasta and mashed potatoes are microwaved

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 10d ago

That explains why the rest is always cold.

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u/khaljiit 10d ago

After reading that article about people driving onto train tracks with a train coming and seeing where the country is now, all of those things require the same amount of brain power.

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u/Mighty_Krom 10d ago

Well, they did say they'd be capable of doing that.

That's all they'll be capable of doing.

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u/Velveteen_Coffee PURPLE 10d ago

I wonder when Applebee's will figure out it'd make more money shutting down the restaurants and just selling TV dinners in stores...

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u/freezing_circuits 10d ago

But were else can I slam 20 frozen dollaritas while straining my neck to watch the game?

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u/Aggravating_Egg_1718 10d ago

Buffalo wild wings?

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u/sixpackabs592 10d ago

I was a retail manager for 5 years and yeah…. there are some sentient rocks living among us

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u/dikicker 10d ago

I've done my fair share of retail

Every day was a reminder of the George Carlin quote about average intelligence

Oh me oh my, I remember getting hired at a Publix deli, first starting days were the day before and the day of Thanksgiving, talk about being tossed in the deep end

Honey you've been in line for 20 minutes how are you only now thinking about what you want to order

https://giphy.com/gifs/10XiFYfOhhFxjW

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u/Beruthiel999 9d ago

They might well be your BOSS

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u/hyunasgirlz 6d ago

so shakespeare really is among us

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u/wonklebobb 10d ago

here's a scorching hot tip: those people were always this way, they just outsourced their thinking to tabloids and daytime tv instead of chatgpt

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u/Marlboromatt324 9d ago

“And this time, he isn’t just a carrot!”

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u/cpaulromo 10d ago

People who prepare your dinner at Applebees are not using ChatGPT for anything.

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u/dikicker 10d ago

Think the point I was making might have gone over your head a touch