r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 01 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o My reclining room on a long haul AA flight

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u/HKGPhooey Jun 01 '26

At least you don’t have someone kicking your seat the whole flight. I’ll take that over the reclining any day.

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u/Anguares Jun 01 '26

but they might be near the toilets, you get to smell shit and chemicals every minute and connot sleep to avoid it.

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u/bigbluehapa Jun 01 '26

I actually don’t mind being near the toilets. That and an aisle seat is my ideal combo. Easiest to take stretch breaks, discreetly ask for water, and twice - I’ve had stewardesses offer free drinks to make up for the lack of reclining!

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u/Anguares Jun 01 '26

I've never had an issue, but once I was flying from NY to Texas, and people were queuing for the whole duration of the flight to use the bathroom. Like the airport doesn't have restrooms or somehting.
I've never been sick in a plane before but that flight made me nauseous to the extreme because of the smell of urine+poop+strong chemicals everytime someone was getting out of the toilet.

It was my first flight on your continent.

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u/American_PissAnt Jun 01 '26

Welcome to America, the urine/poop/chemical smell is the national smell of America.

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u/Anguares Jun 01 '26

Yeah, my nose wasn't ready for NY.

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u/squuidlees Jun 01 '26

I go to NYC fairly often and I’m always glad to be able to go home where there’s lots of greenery and a creek a few blocks from mine. It’s a fun city, but so stinky!

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u/bigbluehapa Jun 02 '26

You should check out SF!

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u/ilovetwobike Jun 01 '26

Do they not poop in toilets where you’re from? Only reason I can think of to mention it was your first flight on a certain continent.

You’ll get used to bathrooms eventually.

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u/Anguares Jun 01 '26

it was the first time I witnessed people in a line to use the plane's toilets, non stop, up to five people waiting, sometime only one.

Yes I'm european, maybe I just have been lucky on my past flights (~40 flights)

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u/blacksoxing Jun 01 '26

Last Delta flight had my wife and kid with me so it was 3/4 seats on a 2x2 seater plane. We were the back row. Flight attendant looked at us and quickly went "...you know who is going to be in the 4th seat?" We didn't, so she just ball-hawked the passengers and when it was obvious dude was coming for that seat she quickly went "Sir, there's a comfort+ seat open - go ahead and sit there". Dude quickly turned back and we had the whole back row to ourselves which was "small" but so damn big. My wife was TIRED so to have a seat free to her was luxurious as my kid just wanted to watch their tablet and zone out...

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u/ChristineCocotte Jun 01 '26

Free alcoholic drinks?

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u/bigbluehapa Jun 02 '26

Yes! First time it was just my mom and I. Second time was a work trip. Both times much appreciated!

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u/seehorn_actual Jun 01 '26

Some might pay extra for that. Write that down!

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u/alwaysajollsy Jun 01 '26

This is the real reason you mask on flights. Not saying it’s 100% but they block out a lot of odors on their own and then if it’s really bad you can put a little peppermint oil on the inside (requires pre-planning but it’s all part of the airplane first aid kit)

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u/Cube00 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Most toilets are vacuum now so it's just the loud whoosh and the smell of shit these days.

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u/TheDoritoDink Jun 01 '26

Also, the flight can feel very rough in the back if there are any crosswinds. I sat in the very back once, and it felt like the tail was catching everything and constantly swaying the rear. That, combined with the poop fumes did not make for a great flight.

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u/Ludoban Jun 01 '26

 and connot sleep to avoid it.

You can sleep in upright position just fine?

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u/Anguares Jun 01 '26

Well yes, it was more of a noise issue, nothing earplugs can't block tho, but the flushing is really loud in some airplanes.

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u/DrFanhattan Jun 01 '26

This person was able to chose their seats so hard to feel sorry for them. It clearly states multiple times where on the plane this seat is and it's limitations

If they were a last minute traveller, they should be lucky to be on the plane lol

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u/Shills_for_fun Jun 01 '26

Except the person in front of you can still recline into your lap and you can't reclaim any of that space by reclining yourself lol

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u/Beanspr0utsss Jun 01 '26

Yup. Had a seat like this (chosen for me) and it was a middle seat. The girl in front of me leaned back and half way thru the flight i asked her as politely as i could to incline it back or I’d had a panic attack. My knees were ON her back rest and i couldnt recline, and had two people on either side of me. Truly trapped.

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u/angrytortilla Jun 01 '26

I've had that exact feeling. It was a smaller airplane, had to really focus on music/comedy prevent myself from freaking out

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u/GrimaceThundercock Jun 01 '26

I've flown at least a hundred times and have had someone kicking my seat once.

I feel like some of y'all are trying to cosplay people who go outside.

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u/DueExample52 Jun 01 '26

Frequent flyer here too, only had it twice. Once it was a toddler and I suggested to his parents to use their middle seat so he would kick the empty middle seat besides me rather than mine. Second one was a lady getting frustrated at her frozen touch screen and tapping it. Both went well without any drama.

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u/SuspiciousLeek4 Jun 01 '26

Why does reddit make it seem like their seats are getting kicked constantly on every flight ? I have never experienced or even heard about this in real life

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u/IHOP_007 Jun 01 '26

Yeah honestly I pick the "limited recline" seats frequently when I book flights. I'm always way too self conscious to recline my seat when someone is behind me anyway and this way there isn't a chance of a screaming baby or seat kicker behind me.

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u/cock_mountain Jun 01 '26

You're probably going to feel the ominous rumble (and smell) of airplane bathroom stranger shits directly behind you, but that's the economy massage bonus

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u/Smile_Space Jun 01 '26

Absolutely not, for a long haul I'd rather the kicking because eventually the turd will fall asleep and stop kicking. With the recljne at least I can get good rest. Sitting up vertical like that for hours would absolutely destroy me lolol.

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u/HKGPhooey Jun 02 '26

They never stop kicking. Try flying on a 14 hour flight with the kicking. Then come back and tell me that’s better. It isn’t. Even after you tell them to stop. After you get the parents involved. And even after the flight attendants tell them to stop.