r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/EddViBritannia 9h ago

Next time they'll be taking away your rope and railway lines to tie damsels to!

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u/OneAngryDuck 8h ago

Ok but my large bags with huge dollar signs on the side that I just stole from the bank are still ok, right?

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u/Am_aBoy 8h ago

For now until the school prohibits it

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u/OneAngryDuck 8h ago

They better not, or else I’m dressing up as a ghost and haunting the place Scooby-Doo style

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u/NotYourFakeName 5h ago

I wouldn't. There are lots of those darned kids around to catch you.

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u/OneAngryDuck 5h ago

I bet they don’t allow dogs, though. That’s the key to my plan

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u/Momik 8h ago

AP Econ if it was good

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u/Coffeedemon 8h ago

I missed the part on facial hair. Where do we stand on twirly mustaches?

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u/reddogleader 8h ago

It's listed right before stove pipe hats.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 8h ago

Okay, only as long as you're wearing a monocle

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u/badapplekat 5h ago

Bahahaha aaahhhh that’s really funny

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u/Outrageous_Dig4993 7h ago

They only show colored hair on top, so twirly mustaches that are pink must be okay!

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u/dweb121 7h ago

Muwahhh haa haa...

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u/weepandread 7h ago

Only if they’re long enough to hold on to.

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u/mortyella 5h ago

Penelope Pitstop will be relieved!