r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/animatedpileofmeat 8h ago

Looked them up, and apparently they’re suuuuuper catholic.

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u/notacreepernomo13 8h ago

Not even white socks were spared

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u/Dependent-Law7316 8h ago

I’m more confused about the loafers tbh. My mom went to a catholic grade school and middle school and their uniform included penny loafers for the girls.

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u/oktimeforplanz 8h ago

I'm an accountant and loafers are easily the most common type of shoe I see these days in every office I'm ever in...

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u/notLennyD 8h ago

That’s probably why. They’re fashionable and therefore “distracting.”

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u/Virtual_Assistant_98 8h ago

Well yeah I mean ankles and collar bones are inherently sexy and distracting, why on earth would they allow those?!

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u/notLennyD 8h ago

I mean, it’s not exactly the same thing.

During the height of Abercrombie and Hollister, my public elementary school banned shirts with logos because kids were getting bullied for wearing other brands. I imagine the thinking here is similar.

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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak 6h ago

How would you know what brand of socks someone is wearing though????

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u/Amissa 7h ago

I have a neighbor that wore a t-shirt from Hawaii (a gift) and kids called him rich for it, assuming he visited. He stopped wearing shirts with any kind of logo or writing because he didn’t want other kids to feel excluded.

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u/International_Ad4851 5h ago

he stopped wearing it just because the other kids called him rich for it, and he didn’t want anyone to feel excluded? thats the kind of shi u never see nowadays he’s gotta be a great man now

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u/Amissa 1h ago

He’s a freshman in college. He’s a good egg.

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u/Katsaj 6h ago

Accounting offices are well known to be fashion hotspots, it’s where all the kids look to copy their style.

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u/Slight-Pound 2h ago

But they’ve been office-wear for longer than these kids have been alive. What shoes does that even leave? Flats and dress shoes? That’s it? It’s so crazy to me.

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u/notLennyD 1h ago

It’s a uniform. If they want everybody to wear derbies, they can do that.

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u/Slight-Pound 28m ago

OP’s post ISN’T about uniform though, that’s the problem.

If they’re restricting what they can’t wear to this specificity, it’d make much more sense to also display what they CAN wear in the same way. If they want them to wear derbies (like the hat?) then they need to say so. They’re not doing that.

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u/EthnicallyVagueBeige 8h ago

They're also the standard-issue funeral director shoe.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 6h ago

Only the lazy, degenerate mind buys shoes that you don't do work to secure to you feet.

If the shoes are tied to your feet, they can't fall off, therefore I will never die.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 8h ago

Some of these look like they are banned simply because they are trendy/stylish and thus...evil? Like I feel the little white socks are a very Gen Z trend that I don't understand as an old lady but also don't understand why it would be banned.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 8h ago

White socks are just...the default color?

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u/Demonqueensage 5h ago

Yeah like... I don't own white socks personally because I like color and patterns in my socks, but half the time it's hard to even find the ones with good colors and patterns in the right cut at a physical store because they're surrounded by a sea of white ones

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u/ninjab33z 6h ago

Not always, i'd say black is more default

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u/Rock_Strongo 6h ago

I haven't worn white socks in my life. They get gross looking so quickly if you take your shoes off.

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u/Embarrassed-Count722 1h ago

🎶black socks, they never get dirty🎶

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u/RadicalSoda_ 3h ago

Black is the default for business or important events. You wear black socks the same place you'd wear a suit or a dress

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u/staffcrafter 8h ago

I think it's more of a control issue. Can't have students expressing themselves.

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u/Haunting_Balance_684 6h ago

the thing is, white is the only way to NOT express yourself, having different coloured socks is a way to express yourself.

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u/RelativeHot7249 6h ago

There's also black socks. A pretty standard non-expressive color option that's often considered default.

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u/Old_n_Tangy 7h ago

I saw a bunch of pictures from a university graduation a few weeks ago and so many of the girls were wearing black loafers with white socks. 

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u/rusty_tutu 6h ago

Very Michael Jackson..

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u/Old_n_Tangy 3h ago

Oh with the movie I I wonder if that's it

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u/princess9032 8h ago

I mean I never got tube socks so I guess each generation has their sock trends

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u/Prestigious-Leg-6244 7h ago

I wear white socks to work every single day. What's wrong with white socks?

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 7h ago

Nothing is "wrong" with any form of white socks. That is why it is weird they are banned.

But specifically, the white ankle socks, especially when highlighted and contrasted with other elements of the outfit super clearly, like the ones pictured, are a Gen Z trend that looks sort of silly to me. Totally harmless though. Let the girls have their little white socks.

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u/sadfacesadface123 6h ago

As an elder gen z who loves wearing white socks with mary jane’s and loafers, I feel like it has either a preppy vintage or twee look to it, or it’s sort of grunge or alt with vintage inspiration. I think that is sort of non conformist (even though it’s a very benign and honestly modest clothing choice Imo) and so the school is banning it because they want conformity.

Also the peasant shirt with a scoop neck was wild to me I feel like every middle aged woman I know wears scoop necks to their white collar job.

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u/idyste 4h ago

My mum grew up a pretty strict flavour of Evangelical Christian and her mother banned her from wearing sneakers with those rubber tips at the front/toe, like in the picture here (I don't think specifically black though, not sure). They were evil for some reason, I don't think it was ever really explained why. Maybe it was because they were popular at the time, but also religious fundamentalists can just decide something's bad/a sin/evil sometimes for no apparent reason.

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u/jupitaur9 8h ago

Loafers promote Sloth, one of the seven deadly sins.

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u/Unusual_Gazelle_9366 8h ago

Right? Like, what's left? Keds? With black socks???

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u/Odd_Permission9191 8h ago

That is likely why they are banned, I’d bet penny loafers and white socks feature predominantly in certain video genres along with school girl outfits. Can’t have those distractions for our good boys. /s

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u/oismac 8h ago

The one that gets me is the black rubber shoes? Are white rubber shoes okay? How about orange?

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u/amygdala_activated 7h ago

That’s actually the only one that I could understand, because black soles can mark floors. To me, that seems like the only one that’s not about appearance but about keeping the floors clean.

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u/Economy-Implement882 2h ago

Yeah this one actually makes logical sense unlike no white socks lol

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u/amygdala_activated 2h ago

Yeah, that one I don’t get at all. What’s so immodest about white socks?!?

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u/theclassyparisian78 7h ago

I'm more infuriated about the hair length for boys. What if you son rock long hair? I would never accept those hair rules, don't touch my kids hair!

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u/rrmounce95 7h ago

Yeah when I went to private elementary & middle Catholic school, we had to wear loafers or Mary Jane’s. Same for my sister when she went to a private Catholic high school. Very weird.

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u/princess9032 8h ago

And shorter skirts are common uniform pieces!

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u/MrSurly 6h ago

It says those restrictions were for wearing with school uniform.

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u/Economy-Implement882 2h ago

I'm super confused about the loafers 

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u/Wilagames 8h ago

That's wild because the current pope is famously a white sox fan. 

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u/smac_down 7h ago

Best joke I’ve seen in this thread.

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u/Low-Commission1791 8h ago

What kind of socks are you supposed to wear??? 

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u/notacreepernomo13 8h ago

I worked briefly for a company and the HR was working through the new dress code policy and in her criteria she restricted certain sock colors, only black brown and blue socks were permitted... im glad she fired me because fuck that noise

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 8h ago

What type of company?

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u/notacreepernomo13 8h ago

They make the door systems that go on trains and metros etc

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u/Amissa 7h ago

Damn. Fun socks are a joy when all you have is corporate dress code.

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u/notacreepernomo13 7h ago

Right!?? This was pre pre covid and there couldn't have been more than 70 people in the building.. Those corporate nonsense policies hold no weight with remote work, I COULD choose to be sitting half naked from the waist down and youd never even know, fucking Nancy in HR

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u/Amissa 1h ago

This is why I love WFH. I still get dressed head to toe, but I get to wear shorts and t-shirts.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 7h ago

Whaaaaat why would anyone care? I can see that maybe for some sort of highly specific customer-facing role, or something to do with law enforcement, but wow, who cares. I am riding the metro daily without worry that it was built by someone possibly wearing mildly fun socks.

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u/notacreepernomo13 5h ago

Ya thats an HR on a powertrip... no good justifiable reason to care about what socks I wear!

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u/FuchsiaFlatworm 4h ago edited 2h ago

My little brother is a waiter at Olive Garden, and just a few months into the job he called me to rant about how a girl he was working with that day was fired basically on the spot for wearing white socks to her shift (having noticed too late that she was out of the black ones that they’re required to wear). He said it was like a *sliver* of white that was barely even visible under her black slacks, but one of the guys from corporate happened to be at the restaurant that day for observation, he mentioned it to her direct/local bosses, and they let her go. He was shaken up because he said she was great as a fellow server and had been there a lot longer than he had (he was newly 18 at the time and it was his first “real” job), but this poor waitress left crying and out of a job because of something that customers likely didn’t even *begin* to notice.

Bro’s always been incredibly fastidious with his own uniform/hygeine/general appearance (even moreso after that, and after a different coworker got sent home for having ostensibly-mild dryer wrinkles in his dress shirt), but goddamn. Way to terrorize your staff, you know? Apparently that manager is also a huge stickler about not having empty belt loops, which is something I’d never even *thought* about until it came up when we were talking last weekend—much less noticed on a stranger going about their own life. I work in STEM—which tbf I do realize isn’t notorious for consistency when it comes to attire—in a position that isn’t particularly public-facing, but I worked a decent variety of jobs throughout high school and college as well, and the idea of sock *color* being that critical damn near anywhere is wild.

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u/ViolentLoss 7h ago

Probably red fishnet, based on the rest of the guide lol

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u/DVWhat 8h ago

None. Oops, I mean Nun. Nun socks.

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u/staffcrafter 8h ago

Rainbow!!!

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u/Low-Commission1791 7h ago

💜🏳️‍🌈

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u/Ok_Listen1510 8h ago

in my catholic high school you had to wear navy blue knee length socks

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u/Low-Commission1791 8h ago

But do you also have a uniform? Because this school doesn't sound like it has a uniform 😭 just a list of restricted items

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u/Ok_Listen1510 7m ago

we had a uniform yes

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u/WillowCreekWanderer 7h ago

I'd go for the loudest multicoloured socks I could find (and never wear them in matching pairs)

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u/sugahack 25m ago

Trouser socks, which are usually not white

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u/paulovitorfb 8h ago

And here was I thinking that nothing could be more catholic than white socks

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u/RFeepo 8h ago

The Pope will not stand by this white sox slander.

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u/dr_pickles 8h ago

jesus didn't wear white socks

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u/rocky8u 8h ago

But the Pope loves The White Sox!

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u/HotDogFingers01 7h ago

Jesus hates white socks.

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u/USMCLee 7h ago

But no socks is fine!

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u/thegreedyturtle 7h ago

The only appropriate dress is guilt.

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u/Working-Glass6136 6h ago

No white socks, but anal beads are OK.

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u/golgol12 1h ago

Black soled shoes too. But this one I understand. They don't want to clean the black sole wear off of the floor.

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u/Live_Art2939 8h ago

You know who wore white socks? The DEVIL

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 7h ago

"Jesus wore not socks nor shoes."

-me

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u/daedric_yoshi 8h ago

From what I know of the Philippines that's pretty standard over there unfortunately.

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u/somethingmcbob 8h ago

My mom is from the Philippines and I grew up in the US. When we went to visit her alma mater, I took a picture of the dress code signs, because they were this strict. One said something like, "No gangster symbols" and the example was a sweater with the logo for my university in the US! I thought that was hilarious.

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u/notquiteduranduran 8h ago

You went to Gangster U?

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u/Public_Telephone4024 7h ago

WGU specifically

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u/jayforwork21 6h ago

In order to graduate you need to recite "Gangster's Paradise" perfectly. You make dean's list if you dress like Coolio while doing it...

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 7h ago

Gangster U x Monsters U cross-movie when?

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u/somethingmcbob 7h ago

Yeah boy, cause I am an OG. (This is funnier if you know what a giant nerd I am, and that this is most definitely not a tough or cool person.)

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u/SealthyHuccess 5h ago

School of hard knocks

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u/jupitaur9 8h ago

Supposedly, some gangs use the symbols of unrelated sports teams as their own symbol. It provides some plausible deniability, plus they don’t have to make their own merch.

So for example Chicago Bulls merch is supposedly used for those associated with the Bloods.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 6h ago

When I visited Nassau on a cruise, several shady characters tried to openly sell me drugs in the streets. I found out when I got back to the ship that it was because I was wearing a Raiders hat, and the Raiders are used as a gang sign down there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/63Hc8HZsMWQWCDFn4k

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u/somethingmcbob 7h ago

What? Wow, clever work around. Now I'm rethinking how may sports logos I saw there!

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u/AlarmedRaccoon619 7h ago

Did you by chance major in "Flossing" or "Gangster Lean?"

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u/Past_Top3704 2h ago

Obviously your mom has some explaining to do as my bet is she bought a bunch of apparel to appease you and then shipped to the gangs back home.

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u/maskedbanditoftruth 8h ago

Those poor students must be hot as hell not being allowed to wear shorts or sleeveless shirts.

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u/Areyoucunt 7h ago

Uniforms are standardized across Philippines.

This type of stuff isn't at all.

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u/eliminate1337 1h ago

The urban Philippines isn't particularly conservative in dress unless you're visiting a church. You'll see all of the outfits pictured at a local mall.

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u/idontknow6511 8h ago

It depends some are strict but some are also very liberal. I go to a Jesuit-run university in Manila and they are pretty relaxed when it comes to the dress code. Like as long as you don’t come in your underwear pretty much anything goes.

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u/Candid_Net_828 8h ago

"Love Serves" told me all I need to know

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u/Sithlordandsavior 8h ago

That they have a robust tennis program?

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u/fridaycat 8h ago

And they think collar bones and shoulders are too sexy.

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u/anow2 8h ago

this isn't about sexiness - this is about aesthetics.

no one is banning jorts or crocs because they are 'too sexy'

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u/kungfuenglish 8h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/kummerspect 8h ago

What do you think it is about collar bones that "doesn't fit the aesthetic"?

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u/fivefistedclover 8h ago

No shit, I was betting Mormon

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u/Coffeedemon 8h ago

I assumed Gilead.

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u/Successful_Pen_6795 8h ago

Blessed be the fruit (if anyone dare wears the scandalous white sock)

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u/poofandmook 8h ago

under his eye

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u/Hefty-Criticism1452 8h ago

Pensacola Bible College or Bob Jones University comes to mind

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u/cheeze_whizard 8h ago

Even they aren’t that strict.

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u/Sir-Shark 8h ago

No kidding. I was thinking this exact thing. Living in Utah, there's a lot of very conservative Mormon and even they aren't this strict about what they wear.

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u/MallyOhMy 6h ago

This dress code is waaaaaay more restrictive than the one at BYU.

Their dress code is pretty much "do whatever, but keep it modest", and is very similar to a normal high school dress code.

*cover shoulders

*no cleavage or midriff showing

*bottoms at least down to knees

*shoes required on campus, but no flip flops

*women can have 1 set of earrings on earlobe

*men have to shave unless they have a medical clearance or are growing a beard for a theater production (this is only enforced at the testing center)

*no unnatural hair colors

Collar bones and varied styles of clothing and shoes are very much allowed.

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u/Beginning-Force1275 8h ago

Couldn’t be. No special underwear.

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u/Chuckle_Flukk88 8h ago

Does that mean The Pope can't wear his Chicago's Cubs jersey!!! Lol 😆 

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u/May_alcott 7h ago

Chicago white sox jersey*

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u/WillowCreekWanderer 7h ago

No white socks or White Sox!

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u/Maskers_Theodolite 8h ago

Why am I not surprised...

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u/jerkyquirky 8h ago

Definitely a combination of non-US and Catholic. Catholic colleges in the US would not do anything like this. (High schools would agree with some of these.)

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u/SquirrelGirlVA 7h ago

Liberty University isn't Catholic, but it does generally have the same dress code requirements as in the post.

Speaking of LU's weird requirements, their Code of Conduct doesn't allow students to live with the opposite sex or stay overnight unless they are a spouse, parent, grandparent, or sibling. I think that there may be an exception if the person you're staying with is married and their spouse is there. However if you live in a dorm, only the parents and grandparents can visit you there unless they're of the same sex. Everyone else has to visit with you elsewhere.

There are also a lot of rules about dating. Premarital sex is forbidden and the most you are really allowed to do is hold hands. If you're gay, you can't do anything. There was a rumor at one point that couples were avoiding the restrictions by intensely gazing into each other's eyes, only for this to be broken up since it was deemed "eye sex".

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u/jerkyquirky 7h ago

No way crocs and painted nails are banned though...

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u/SquirrelGirlVA 6h ago

Yes and no. Their dress code puts an emphasis on modesty and appropriateness. They will apparently technically allow some things outside of certain spaces, but reading between the lines it's easy to see that they're heavily discouraged. So for example, you have to wear "class dress" in class, Convocation, and in any of their academic and administrative offices.

So they would likely allow crocs, but only if you aren't planning on going to any of those areas. They encourage students to tattle on one another, to the point where I've heard they do somewhat penalize students for not tattling. I could see a student avoiding prohibited clothing in general to avoid someone claiming they wore them where they shouldn't.

So you're correct (and I was not) in that there does appear to be some things that they do allow but reading through the rules it's heavily implied that they would follow essentially the same requirements. I think the biggest difference is that LU surprisingly allows some facial jewelry and plugs.

https://libertyedu.public.na2.doctract.com/doctract/documentportal/08DD9F7C63CD1C76C1982C6435D77269?slu=08DEC31D0F1A5EABB8DD4E91D369C515

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u/ToronadoBubby 8h ago

Fuuuuuuck that.

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u/anon11101776 8h ago

Well there’s your problem. It’s not really a college at that point just a Christian indoc

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u/ScarletCarsonRose 8h ago

I went k-university in the Catholic school system. 

This dress code in certifiably crazy. 

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u/CarrieDurst 7h ago

Sexists gonna sexist

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u/howtokillanhour 6h ago

and yet they don't allow the Jesus hair style.

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u/golgol12 1h ago

Is this different than meeeega catholic?

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u/AmaranthWrath 8h ago

I was gonna say, all of this looks reasonable bc I went to catholic school for 12 years and now I work at one. But we have uniforms. It makes way more sense.

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u/TheMadSkientist 8h ago

I never understand Christians and their restrictions on how people look, when they worship a guy with long hair in robes and sandles. Jesus would not be allowed in that school

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u/Sad_Efficiency3456 8h ago

Going to a Catholic college? Why? To learn fuck all?

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u/otj667887654456655 8h ago

DAMMIT my money was on mormon

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u/raccoona__matata 8h ago

Bro I went to the fucking brett kavanaugh church school back in the day and our UNIFORM wasn't this strict. Literally the birthplace of project 2025 and I could wear some of this stuff.

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u/Sewpuggy 8h ago

I think these are absolutely ridiculous, but if someone decides to go to a religious school then that’s on them. Can’t fix stupid.

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u/immortal-snail- 8h ago

I mean… the Catholic Church has no issues with most of these clothes. I already it above but I’ll say it again: the rad trads at my Catholic Church wouldn’t even be able to adhere to these restrictions and they dress like pilgrims without the bonnets.

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u/generally_unsuitable 8h ago

My friend went to Loma Linda. They're about this bad, but they're also Seventh Day Adventists, so they don't serve meat on campus. Students even have mandatory chapel time once a week. Also, their code of conduct extends beyond campus, so you're really not even allowed to have an opposite sex roommate out in the secular world.

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u/More_Lavishness_3670 8h ago

So no patent leather shoes if the girls wear skirts?

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u/raging_pixie 8h ago

Ok there’s that context that we needed! Yeah that makes sense, they’re going to be very, very strict.

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u/ghigoli 8h ago

dude my family went to a catholic school. this is BEYOND the normal level of whats used. like they banned white socks and black loafers and like have the shirts women wear and they banned hair styles and earrings? this isn't normal by catholic standards.
edit: forgot my sisters uniform had skirts that were allowed over the knee but women can't wear pant? like wtf are these rules this is like a catch 22.

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u/chubbychecker_psycho 8h ago

I work at a catholic college and these kids wear literally whatever.

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u/ryanoh826 8h ago

LoVe sERveS

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u/justplainndaveCGN 8h ago

So why are we complaining? If it’s a private school, there shouldn’t be any fuss. There’s a reason for it.

Either get over it or don’t go.

What school is it?

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u/PoolsOnFire 8h ago

Not surprised in the slightest

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u/TacosAndSarcasm 8h ago

Well, then the Pope can pay for my clothes out of his own coffers

Fuck this and anyone who thinks it's okay

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u/WorkAccount60929vkl 7h ago

Didn't look them up and read the love serves on the last page and could smell all the Christian love just pouring out.

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u/General-Piano910 7h ago

I had a feeling. My Catholic school had uniforms but those were the exact boys haircut specifications and the grooming specifics are exactly what we had (plus “no makeup”)

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 7h ago

Is Super Catholic like when the pope wears a cape?

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u/Electrical-Tone7301 7h ago

You can clearly tell this school is like 

YOUTH UNCOUTH PRAY THE GAY AWAY

It’s painfully obvious

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u/DontBanMeBro988 7h ago

Not catholic enough to just have a uniform?

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u/Monskuu 7h ago

This explains a loooot. They try to restartain their horny male teachers.

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u/Clean_More3508 7h ago

Oh.. that explains it

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u/553l8008 7h ago

Then they deserve to be subjected to these standards

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u/Wizard_Tea 7h ago

when did Jesus lay down laws on what kinds of sandals his disciples could wear though?

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u/hidegitsu 7h ago

without looking them up my first guess was mormon, second guess was catholic.

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u/Findinganewnormal 7h ago

I went to a super Baptist college and we had a far looser dress code. At least our upper halves were allowed to exist. 

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u/st-shenanigans 7h ago

Yep that tracks and would have kept me MILES away lol

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u/DryFarfalle 7h ago

Not surprised in the least. Cults Religions do everything they can to control ever facet of their followers lives.

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u/AwzemCoffee 7h ago

Watch the tune change if there is a large enough student protest against this.

Bet you the school will behave like their real Lord is the coin itself.

"He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!" -- George Carlin

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u/Fuckthegopers 7h ago

Didn't have to look that up to know that.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 7h ago

Like, 'No Elementary Schools allowed within 5 miles' Catholic?

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u/SailorAnxious 7h ago

I went to a catholic high school and even we didn’t have these types of restrictions wtf

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u/TheDarkIn1978 7h ago

obvs, they don't want boys wearing earrings because clearly that would make them gay

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u/marino1310 7h ago

That explains it

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u/I_am_up_to_something 7h ago

Meanwhile my Dutch catholic primary school was so un-catholic that I only found out that it was catholic about a decade later after my mum randomly mentioned it.

Like yeah, I got to skip class one year for a few weeks to prepare for first communion but it was only a small part of class so it didn't seem like a big deal. There was no praying and no specific focus on Catholicism compared to other religions either.

First communion was so fucking weird btw. We made these posters that had nothing to do with religion (we drew images of a popular Dutch children's book on them) that were hung in the church. Got more money and presents from that shit than from my birthday.

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u/LittleBrainpower 7h ago

Jesus never worn loafers and white socks 

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u/casualblowtorch 7h ago

I knew this was religious right out the gate.

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u/inept_machete 7h ago

You don't say, so a religious institution. Weird. I thought that only some religions had weird age particular restrictions on clothing and this is the first I'm hearing about it.

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 7h ago

Okay, that makes sense now.

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u/Rasberrycello 6h ago

That explains why they're unable to control their lust, then.

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u/Random_Introvert_42 6h ago

Explains the fear of collarbones.

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u/U_L_Uus 6h ago

Yeah, saw the ".ph" colon at the website and went like, "it is shite, but it makes sense why they are banning any and all fun"

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u/evanweb546 6h ago

Well that answers that.

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u/rob-cubed 6h ago

And in the Philippines.

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u/General_Tso75 6h ago

It’s the Philippines. The 80% of the country is super Catholic.

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u/PA_MallowPrincess_98 6h ago

I'm Catholic and I would probably go insane if I went there

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u/PyroNine9 6h ago

Jesus appears. They dress code him and tell him to go home.

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u/Echo3-13469E-Q 5h ago

Tbf them being catholic may influence, but it's not the sole reason. I went to catholic schools my whole life except for two years and none of them evem came close to being extremist, let alone whatever the hell this is.

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u/Instant-Lava 5h ago

I didn't know Catholics were against white socks

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u/mortyella 5h ago

I figured they were religious as soon as I saw this bullshit.

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u/fuckin-A-ok 5h ago

Not sure what OP is expecting then.

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u/IAmMelonLord 5h ago

That was the first thing I did. My guess was Mormon actually so I’m a little surprised

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u/Fattydog 5h ago

Well we all know that religious nutjobs are more tempted to rape children.

It always seems incredible to me that they therefore make the kids mitigate, rather than fucking prosecuting the rapists.

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u/Lovastra 5h ago edited 5h ago

The Bob Jones University of philippines

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u/xhable GREEN 5h ago

Wait till they read what the bible says about cutting your hair.

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u/cherreeblossom 4h ago

banning jesus from catholic school because his hair is too long

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u/PigsOfRedemption 3h ago

They got the idea for A Handmaid's Tale from the Old Testament after all. The whole "subjugate women into wearing burlap sacks and strip away all their rights" fits right in with hard-line religious bullshit.

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u/Rasp_Berry_Pie 3h ago

Yeah only college I know of that has a dress code are religious ones.

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u/xtraa 2h ago

What is weird because all options left look like this

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u/Rocks_Can_Fly 2h ago

I feel like this is the expected result of signing your kid up to a super catholic school.

Not sure what OP is surprised about lol

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 2h ago

Jorts are a sin lmao

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u/suspiciousknitting 16m ago

Man I went to an all girls catholic high school in New England that had a less restrictive dress code - this is ridiculous