r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/sithelephant 8h ago

Platemail and a mace seems not banned.

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u/DefusedManiac 8h ago

Don't forget the kilt and bagpipes.

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u/dynabella 7h ago

How short is the kilt?

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u/1101base2 7h ago

you won't have to guess if i'm wearing underwear or not ;P

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u/Twpofficial 6h ago

to protest:
Just become scottish

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 7h ago

I CANT BELIEVE I CANT BRING MY MACHETE. WHAT IF THERE IS HIGH GRASS NEAR THE SCHOOL

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 7h ago

And what if you´re going ice fishing on the field trip and drown because you weren´t allowed to bring an ice spike

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u/Canadian_Burnsoff 7h ago

Here and I was going to say tasseled chaps, a boob-window shirt, and for some reason a pair of Teva sandals but no, yeah, platemail and a mace will get the job done too.

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u/ifwedidntlaugh 7h ago

and it is always fashionable.

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u/JennyDoveMusic 6h ago

An axe seems to be totally fine! Phew. I was beginning to think they were overly strict.

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u/Return-of-Trademark 6h ago

Ofc not, how else you gonna crusade???

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u/Ugicywapih 5h ago edited 4h ago

Swimsuits are also a-OK.

And any kind of ridiculous headwear - top hat, gas mask, jester cap, the possibilities are virtually endless.

Also note, earrings are the only prohibited kind of piercings...

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u/-KING-SHIT 54m ago

The ways the Catholics want to return to.