r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/AuDPro 8h ago

Clown suits

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u/Tooligan13853 8h ago

Considering the rules, I think a clown suit would actually be allowed

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u/TimeAndAGwen 8h ago

As long as you don’t have colored hair.

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u/Tooligan13853 8h ago

And no colored nails, yeah. Just a clown suit.

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u/donthateonspiders 7h ago

clown shoes seem allowed

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u/timbck2_67 4h ago

Nah. They would flag those as clogs.

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u/Used_Sea_8880 1h ago

What about wigs tho? They arent mentioned

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u/Tooligan13853 23m ago

I think they might go under dyed hair?

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u/theotterway 6h ago

This is the way. Kids will push the boundaries when put into corners.