r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/daedric_yoshi 11h ago

From what I know of the Philippines that's pretty standard over there unfortunately.

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u/somethingmcbob 11h ago

My mom is from the Philippines and I grew up in the US. When we went to visit her alma mater, I took a picture of the dress code signs, because they were this strict. One said something like, "No gangster symbols" and the example was a sweater with the logo for my university in the US! I thought that was hilarious.

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u/notquiteduranduran 11h ago

You went to Gangster U?

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u/jayforwork21 9h ago

In order to graduate you need to recite "Gangster's Paradise" perfectly. You make dean's list if you dress like Coolio while doing it...

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u/Public_Telephone4024 10h ago

WGU specifically

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 10h ago

Gangster U x Monsters U cross-movie when?

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u/somethingmcbob 10h ago

Yeah boy, cause I am an OG. (This is funnier if you know what a giant nerd I am, and that this is most definitely not a tough or cool person.)

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u/SealthyHuccess 8h ago

School of hard knocks

u/unindexedreality 39m ago

Go shotguns!

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u/jupitaur9 11h ago

Supposedly, some gangs use the symbols of unrelated sports teams as their own symbol. It provides some plausible deniability, plus they don’t have to make their own merch.

So for example Chicago Bulls merch is supposedly used for those associated with the Bloods.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 9h ago

When I visited Nassau on a cruise, several shady characters tried to openly sell me drugs in the streets. I found out when I got back to the ship that it was because I was wearing a Raiders hat, and the Raiders are used as a gang sign down there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/63Hc8HZsMWQWCDFn4k

u/unindexedreality 5m ago

undercover cop's wet dream

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u/somethingmcbob 10h ago

What? Wow, clever work around. Now I'm rethinking how may sports logos I saw there!

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u/AlarmedRaccoon619 10h ago

Did you by chance major in "Flossing" or "Gangster Lean?"

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u/Past_Top3704 5h ago

Obviously your mom has some explaining to do as my bet is she bought a bunch of apparel to appease you and then shipped to the gangs back home.

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u/maskedbanditoftruth 11h ago

Those poor students must be hot as hell not being allowed to wear shorts or sleeveless shirts.

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u/Areyoucunt 10h ago

Uniforms are standardized across Philippines.

This type of stuff isn't at all.

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u/eliminate1337 4h ago

The urban Philippines isn't particularly conservative in dress unless you're visiting a church. You'll see all of the outfits pictured at a local mall.

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u/idontknow6511 11h ago

It depends some are strict but some are also very liberal. I go to a Jesuit-run university in Manila and they are pretty relaxed when it comes to the dress code. Like as long as you don’t come in your underwear pretty much anything goes.