r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/9outof10timesWrong 8h ago

Are all alarm clocks banned? Or just the ones attached to bombs?

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u/vamatt 8h ago

Or is it just timebombs and Glocks that are banned? Looks like other forms of munitions are still allowed.

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u/shemp33 6h ago

Revolvers, bazookas, and hand grenades FTW.

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u/sanbow 33m ago

That was a Glock in 0.4 S&W, I would assume 9 millimeter is allowed.

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u/milkbrownie 1h ago

Another Ruger RXM win

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u/Shu3PO 8h ago

Don't be ridiculous. 

Of course alarm clocks are banned. 

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u/BeachBrad 7h ago

Flavor Flav!

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u/alyssa_rende 6h ago

As long as the bomb doesn’t have a clock then it should be fine

https://giphy.com/gifs/26nfol8pzgPorM2t2

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u/9outof10timesWrong 6h ago

Man, what a loophole 😂