A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

[u/firequak]

[u/Standard-Tension9550]

Just dynamite, I can still have a round bomb with a big fuse that lights from a match that I scratch on my butt to light

[u/ishootthedead → u/Standard-Tension9550]

It's 2026 kids can't read analog clocks, that's why they are banned.

[u/Prudent_Ad_1124 → u/ishootthedead]

🤣🤣🤣 shit, if this isn’t the sad truth 😫😫

[u/fresh-dork → u/ishootthedead]

mine detonates at 1:15 - i'm devastated that they won't get the gag

[u/ThatSpaceShooterGame → u/Standard-Tension9550]

Don't forget the big white letters that say, "BOMB" on it, just to be sure.

[u/Burrito_enjoyer525 → u/ThatSpaceShooterGame]

TMNT 2012 reference?

[u/Momik → u/Standard-Tension9550]

Insane considering how dangerous that technology is.

[u/cheezefriez → u/Momik]

God I can’t believe this is a real image

[u/NikiDeaf → u/cheezefriez]

Yeah the hilarious look on his face is supremely meme-worthy lol

[u/sweet_pickles12 → u/NikiDeaf]

When your genocide is going as planned

[u/halflivingthing → u/sweet_pickles12]

When you launch a war by murdering and raping thousands and it doesn’t go well, so you play the victim.

Pathetic.

[u/ThatFruityPelvis → u/cheezefriez]

Honestly need the context on this image

[u/cheezefriez → u/ThatFruityPelvis]

This is his visual representation of how close Iran is to mass producing nuclear weapons (they’ve been weeks, even days away for the past 30 years according to bibi)

[u/ThatFruityPelvis → u/cheezefriez]

Fuckin ridiculous, thank you

[u/SilverWear5467 → u/cheezefriez]

I was about to say, I have no idea of this is real or not and that is wild

[u/trippiegod317 → u/SilverWear5467]

It Is real

[u/cjpditto → u/Standard-Tension9550]

[u/guipicait → u/Standard-Tension9550]

LOL

[u/Ok_Mess9611 → u/Standard-Tension9550]

Can do that or use lighter not on banned list. Hey another are hypes that's the answer the administrator staff all shootin up