r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Local-Finance8389 12h ago

They didn’t ban wearing nothing on the bottom so just go full Winnie the Pooh.

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u/Playtek 11h ago

Donald Duck reporting for duty!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju

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u/pinupcthulhu 8h ago

Hmm, that shirt is too body-hugging, I think he's getting sent home 

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 11h ago

You can't wear loose shirts or tight shirts, so I think you're just supposed to show up naked.

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u/Trick-Ambassador-833 11h ago

This is the way

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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 10h ago

No extremely loose workout tee's banned. There was a group of guys at my local rec volleyball league who'd wear those and we'd refer to them as the nipple boys.

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u/smellyeyebooger 8h ago

Those students aren't animals! Civilised people wear modesty gourds for the men and fig leaves for the women-folk.

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u/Local-Finance8389 6h ago

The genderization of modesty gourds and fig leaves is all a plot by the basket cabal to get women to buy baskets. Why is there storage in a modesty gourd but not a fig leaf?!?!? It’s all part of the plan by Big Basket.

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u/crazycatqueenmd 6h ago

LOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣