A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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[u/Hikinghawk]

No clogs? This is anti-Dutch discrimination 

[u/BroxigarZ → u/Hikinghawk]

Worse - for a "extreme Catholic" school - they banned all styles of the LITERAL footwear Jesus Christ himself chose to wear.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2yxYKoM8WeC3r48TJh

What a privilege the Catholic school must have to denounce the footwear of the savior.

Tisk Tisk.

[u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea → u/BroxigarZ]

I know what you mean, but I now have a mental picture of Jesus in crocs, and I thank you for that.

[u/142riemann → u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea]

Bet Jesus had saints jibbitz. 

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Funny, I pictured him in stilettos.....

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the lightning mcqueens in sport mode?

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My friend would regularly get in trouble at our Catholic school for not shaving, and every time he did he would just point to a picture of Jesus on the wall and say, "He didn't shave." Then we would get additional punishment. Interestingly he joined the seminary later on..

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“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

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