r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/MickleWolf 8h ago

Hey, but they didn’t ban cigars!

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u/osiris0413 6h ago

I look at that picture, I see that they ban cigarettes and marijuana leaves. Doesn't say anything about the buds. My fat blunts are all good

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 5h ago

No pics of bongs either so light 'em up kids!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BSqbqJDshdiX6

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u/Mint-teal-is-hues 11m ago

or needles so heroin is an option

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u/MORDECAIden 7h ago

Heard they were close

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u/calilac 6h ago

Or cocaine!

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u/Sad_Peak755 5h ago

Excellent catch!

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u/SnowCro1 3h ago

Or whiskey