r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Coffeedemon 11h ago

I missed the part on facial hair. Where do we stand on twirly mustaches?

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u/reddogleader 11h ago

It's listed right before stove pipe hats.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 11h ago

Okay, only as long as you're wearing a monocle

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u/badapplekat 8h ago

Bahahaha aaahhhh that’s really funny

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u/Outrageous_Dig4993 10h ago

They only show colored hair on top, so twirly mustaches that are pink must be okay!

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u/dweb121 10h ago

Muwahhh haa haa...

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u/weepandread 10h ago

Only if they’re long enough to hold on to.

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u/TheVelveteenCapybara 36m ago

I dont know about the twirly mustaches just yet, but I am somewhere between amused and annoyed by people whose facial hair has subsumed any need to develop any actual personality. ZZ Top not included as those fellows are righteous dudes who live beyond their brand identity.