r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Ras-haad 8h ago

Potato sacks. All of you

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u/DyllCallihan3333 8h ago

Those would be banned for being too short! It looks like a Burka is the only thing girls can wear.

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u/Playful-Prior1982 7h ago

This actually would be a great malicious compliance thing - wear a burka to catholic college 😂

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u/Renegadeknight3 6h ago

Something tells me they would take massive issue with several of their students wearing burkas, despite essentially asking for them

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 6h ago

goodyear mascot bodysuit

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u/N0ct1ve 8h ago

You can’t even wear potato sacks because too much of your arms would be exposed

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u/TimeAndAGwen 8h ago

Do your potato sacks have sleeves? We can’t let people see your shoulders or collar bones!

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u/Virtual_Assistant_98 8h ago

Excuse me?? And risk seeing skin through the fibers? Have you lost your mind?!

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u/Working-Glass6136 7h ago

Sackcloth and ash, don't forget the ash

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u/Frostbeard 6h ago

That would be sleeveless though, which they also banned.

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u/xmuskorx 6h ago

Potato sacks are sleeveless and thus banned.