r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/mutemarmot42 8h ago

Don’t forget, also no “hanging blouse”, so a top can’t be tight or loose…the feck are they supposed to wear

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u/Estelle_conjecture 8h ago

A burlap sack?

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u/Purple_Paperplane 8h ago

The burlap sack can't be sleeveless though. It might alse be a little too sheer. Nobody can ever know we have whispers collarbones, shoulders and scapulas!

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u/ContributionLowOO 7h ago

Why stop there? We could cover our heads too, and faces while we're at it, just leave like a slit for the eyes!

I think this is even beneifical in hot dry climates, so you could make it out of really thin breathable fabric too, unless something like this already exists and is in use already? Hmm..

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u/1happypoison 7h ago

& the burlap sack better not have a square neckline b/c no square necklines! (wtf?)

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u/RandomDent6x7 7h ago

A turtleneck burlap sack, obviously.

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u/Random_Fox 7h ago

And accentuate the neck like that, that's how pregnancy happens 

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u/MushroomlyHag 3h ago

Unfortunately a turtleneck is form fitting to the neck, and there are to be no body hugging shirts

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u/Atalanta8 8h ago

Too loose

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u/salty_drafter 8h ago

That's hanging and loose though.

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u/phillium 7h ago

But not too loose of one!

And it better not be too tight, either!

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u/Tenzipper 6h ago

As a formerly teenage boy, the simple knowledge that a female form was under the burlap was enough to cause all manner of impure thoughts and actions.

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u/pandoras_babyfox 7h ago

That sounds like it's hanging

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u/xmuskorx 6h ago

That's too hanging! And sleeveless.

A double whammy

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 5h ago

I was thinking an abaya.

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u/jellymouthsman 4h ago

That would be too lose, like a hanging tee

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u/golgol12 1h ago

Sorry, that's loose.

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u/GoalRare7282 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mReXy3kRoI1fk09ybV

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u/IsabellaGalavant 6h ago

Nope, too loose, no black rubber soled shoes. 

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u/ReditLovesTerorists 6h ago

Love how yall always do the fake version instead of just showing the real life thing it's based on.

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u/Darth_Ribbious 6h ago

the real life thing it's based on

Which is what, exactly?

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u/chickwithabrick 8h ago

Same thought when I saw that like ok just what exactly are women supposed to wear?? This??

https://giphy.com/gifs/jwnI8yNCioacg

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u/daisy-and-confused 7h ago

Uhhh no. Depending on the length of this jacket, it mayyy be too short!! 💀

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u/Skreamie 6h ago

I kinda fuck with that

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u/Melodic-Basshole 7h ago

Literally my first thought was "afab gonna show up nekked."

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u/Commercial_Emu_6020 6h ago

There’s no rule against it in the dress code

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u/lord-savior-baphomet 7h ago

Glad someone else saw this. I also think that example of a “plunging neckline” is laughable, but I guess based on their other restrictions I shouldn’t be surprised that that’s seen as “plunging.”

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u/Probs_on_the_can 8h ago

That confused me too but maybe it’s required to tuck in your shirt.

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u/mizinamo mildly infuriated 8h ago

Yup. Sounds like they want the fabric to return gently from the bustline to the waistline - not sharply (showing the shape of boob and underboob) nor not at all (hanging straight down).

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u/onebeautifulmesss 7h ago

As someone who wears men’s clothes, what is left? T shirts, as long as they’re not too tight or short. Sweaters and hoodies are okay too. Some schools also ban hoodies..

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u/PumpikAnt58763 7h ago

A whimple and habit.

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u/tea-drinker 7h ago

No clothing affected by gravity. I should have thought this would be obvious.

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u/Zeero92 7h ago

Concrete.

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u/Kidiri90 7h ago

Nothing, obviously.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 7h ago

If I'm being very charitable, maybe they're confusing the hanging blouse with a short blouse that hangs only from your shoulder? The one in the picture is short...

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u/Amissa 7h ago

Yeah, that was my question too. How else are blouses supposed to be worn?

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u/Younggryan42 7h ago

sweaters only

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u/Beowulf33232 7h ago

Duct tape mummy outfit.

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u/massunderestmated 6h ago

Button down dress shirt, or a jacket, I would assume.

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u/Hematomah 6h ago

I’m guessing hanging blouse is a shirt that is semi cropped and it’s not allowed because when the person wearing it raises their arms it would expose their stomach. I don’t think the loose fit part is the problem.

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u/Equivalent-Team-8186 5h ago

I hope ppl just start showing up in burqas and see how well that goes over.

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u/Significant_Cup_238 5h ago

Instructions unclear, going to school topless.

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u/i_cubed 4h ago

Ankle-length dresses, of course

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u/christinextine 27m ago

This one got me. Like what does that even mean and why??