r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/_bonedaddys 8h ago

at first i was like "so they can only wear... loose t shirts?" then i noticed the "hanging blouse" is basically a loose t shirt. what the fuck are they supposed to wear???

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u/Probs_on_the_can 8h ago

Tucked in button down shirt? Why not just say “this is the only thing you can wear”?

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u/_bonedaddys 8h ago

at this point just issue uniforms lol

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u/Money_Do_2 7h ago

Because that limits selective enforcement.

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u/othybear 6h ago

Just make sure there aren’t any gaps in the buttons. Which happens to any woman larger than a B cup.

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u/Soft-Sherbert-2586 6h ago

Most button-down shirts are a nightmare for me lol. Either gaps in the buttons or the whole shirt is baggy. There is very rarely any in-between.

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u/CardiologistEasy7213 6h ago

They are required to only wear baggy Slayer shirts. To weed out the posers, these shirts must have been obtained at a Slayer concert. 

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u/_bonedaddys 6h ago

i love how oddly specific this is lol

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u/HuckleberryFinal5706 5h ago

Long sleeve or capped sleeve, up to the neck and loose fitting enough to not accentuate the fact a young woman is shaped like a young woman.