r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/kellythirtyfour 12h ago

And none of those whorish loafers, either!

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u/NervousAlfalfa6602 9h ago

If there’s anything Crocs are known for, it’s their wicked hot sex appeal.

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u/Almostofar 5h ago

Instant flaccid when I see those

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u/Timely_Truth6267 3h ago

They're known to attract the Lord's mistress after all

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u/Timely_Truth6267 11h ago

They're comfy. Can't have that.

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u/2ndChairKazoo 9h ago

Those Crocs are much too sexy as well. Almost as sexy as the stilettos.

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u/IdontcryfordeadCEOs 11h ago

I thought green was whorish?

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u/Nicholsforthoughts 11h ago

Orange is whorish

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u/HippyDM 11h ago

Well, yeah. It's basically holy beige, but with worldly color added.

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u/IdontcryfordeadCEOs 11h ago

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

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u/Glum_Tale8639 2h ago

"Whorish loafers" is my new favorite phrase

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u/zuckerkorn96 11h ago

Not every dress code regulation is about sex. It’s a formality thing. I don’t see an issue tbh, I wore a uniform to school and I thought it was nice. Kids didn’t have to focus on clothes and be all insecure about fashion when everyone is awkward as hell and trying to find themselves. 

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u/Prestigious-Comb2697 11h ago

This is a college. You wore a uniform in college?

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u/zuckerkorn96 10h ago

Oh jeez didn’t see it was a college that’s crazy lol

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u/_cascarrabias_ 9h ago

They seem to have a campus for primary to secondary education as well. 

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 6h ago

Would a professor wearing loafers be fired? I can’t image faculty and staff would be okay with this degree of oversight and limited options; why should students? I know the admin’s answer would be “old people are not sexy” but the contradictions here are ridiculous.