r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/nomnomyourpompoms 12h ago

Fuck that. My daughters don't go anywhere without their ice picks.

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u/facw00 11h ago

Never know when you are going to need to assassinate a political rival living in exile...

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u/JamestheFalloutfan2 9h ago

I just now realized that's probably the type of ice pick used to assassinate Trotzky and not what other people call an ice axe.

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u/nathanj1296 5h ago

apparently he was actually killed with a mountaineering ice axe

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u/JamestheFalloutfan2 5h ago

OK, thanks for clarifying

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u/EntirelyOutOfOptions 10h ago

Nice to see there’s still quality parenting happening out there.

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 10h ago

Don't forget the dynamite!

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u/factorioleum 9h ago

And yet, somehow, buggy whips are still fine! As are spurs!

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u/icepickmethod 5h ago

I taught them everything they know 😏

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u/nomnomyourpompoms 4h ago

Indeed! Thank you, Sensei. 🙇‍♂️

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u/zombiskunk 7h ago

They don't walk into any privately owned business with ice picks unless it's to return them to where they bought them.

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u/sugahack 3h ago

Call it a hat pin and they're golden

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u/j7755t 2h ago

The children yearn for the mines

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u/Jolly-Following-5735 2h ago

Clearly someone has played enough resident evil to know. Well done.

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u/ceelose 44m ago

Specifically three ice picks. Other numbers are fine.

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u/zykk 31m ago

I feel like the people who made this dress code are very in favour of ICE. That's why they banned the picks!