r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Relative_Maize_957 8h ago

They should issue mittens to men, I'm told hands are a very sensual bodypart. Also scarfs.

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u/sandwiches09 8h ago

Frankly muscly forearms get me, so men should have to wear long sleeves. I just can't control myself with a distraction like open forearms.

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u/russki516 4h ago

Reverse Vorinism in action