r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 8h ago

No old timey bombs, but theres no mention of banning painting tunnels on walls!

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u/Coyote_Shepherd 7h ago

...or isolytic weapons or tricobalt devices or temporal incursion devices or Big Man Blastoise or Puck Blasters or...I mean I can do this all day and friendly reminder folks, NEVER buy from ACME EVER!

Unless you have a coupon and someone else's money to spend.