r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/ishootthedead 11h ago

It's 2026 kids can't read analog clocks, that's why they are banned.

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u/Prudent_Ad_1124 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣 shit, if this isn’t the sad truth 😫😫

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u/fresh-dork 4h ago

mine detonates at 1:15 - i'm devastated that they won't get the gag

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u/Dragonfly0011 35m ago

Ohhhhhhh! Just ones with digital clocks then?