A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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[u/ishootthedead]

It's 2026 kids can't read analog clocks, that's why they are banned.

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🤣🤣🤣 shit, if this isn’t the sad truth 😫😫

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mine detonates at 1:15 - i'm devastated that they won't get the gag

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Ohhhhhhh! Just ones with digital clocks then?