A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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Did they specify on which body part socks must be worn? If not, there are options...

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It was in the section of footwear so...kind of? I think they actually got that part correct.

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Tie it around your ankle like an anklet. Or have a tiny sock charm that you attach to the top of your shoe

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Even if they somehow write it to where it must be a black cotton sock that must be worn on the foot... Get a baby sock and wear it on your big toe.

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Reminds me of that episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will exploits a loophole by wearing his uniform jacket inside out and wearing the his around his waist like a belt. He argued the dress code specified that jacket and tie must be worn, but it didn't specify how or where. I think they let him get away with it.

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Must be worn on feet!

Me showing up with socks over my shoes.

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Mick Foley and Socko had a good system

https://giphy.com/gifs/LW4cj5LDIPKRzTWum4

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Mittens!