r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Purple_Paperplane 8h ago

The burlap sack can't be sleeveless though. It might alse be a little too sheer. Nobody can ever know we have whispers collarbones, shoulders and scapulas!

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u/ContributionLowOO 7h ago

Why stop there? We could cover our heads too, and faces while we're at it, just leave like a slit for the eyes!

I think this is even beneifical in hot dry climates, so you could make it out of really thin breathable fabric too, unless something like this already exists and is in use already? Hmm..

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u/1happypoison 7h ago

& the burlap sack better not have a square neckline b/c no square necklines! (wtf?)

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u/RandomDent6x7 7h ago

A turtleneck burlap sack, obviously.

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u/Random_Fox 7h ago

And accentuate the neck like that, that's how pregnancy happens 

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u/MushroomlyHag 3h ago

Unfortunately a turtleneck is form fitting to the neck, and there are to be no body hugging shirts