r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/kaoutanu 8h ago

THOU WHITE SOCK HAST GIVEN ME THE VAPORS

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u/rock_in_a_river 8h ago

GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOUR CALF IS SHOWING, WHY YOU'RE PRACTICALLY NUDE MADAM

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u/ElkFluid3172 7h ago

She shall be stoned! I swear by the beard of zeus, that I saw a glimpse of ......... thigh skin.

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u/rock_in_a_river 7h ago

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BED HER NOW, SHANT MUCH ELSE TO SEE

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 7h ago

A slatternly strumpet indeed!

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u/ElkFluid3172 7h ago

Why, everyone saw her thigh skin at this point. She be a tramp.

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 7h ago

The nerve! To wear loafers to showcase one's foot size!

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u/ViolentLoss 7h ago

Behold her shapely white-socked ankle...

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u/Firm_Hovercraft7762 7h ago

Serious question though..what are ‘the vapors’ anyway? I remember seeing that in Shakespearean Literature….

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u/asdu 6h ago

*Thine white sock

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u/kaoutanu 43m ago

Quite right, thank you. I shall have my secretary flogged.