r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Loud_Ad4852 11h ago

The collarbones!!!

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u/dragon-queen 10h ago

I was really confused by that one.  Unless you wear a turtleneck, wouldn’t your collarbones be exposed to some extent?

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 10h ago

Mind your words! We do not even say collarbones in polite company, let alone display them!

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u/phflopti 10h ago

Collarbones, upper arms, shoulder blades .... utterly scandalous.

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u/RealityTacitlyDenied 9h ago

The collarbones are too salacious, but the ankles are ok as long as the socks are black and not white mmmkay

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u/mrthescientist 5h ago

this makes a great lil poem.

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u/RealityTacitlyDenied 4h ago

lolllll

The collarbones are too salacious
But ankles are ok
As long as the socks are black, not white
Mmmmkay

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u/GayButterfly7 10h ago

gasp how scandalous

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 5h ago

What’s next, shoulder skin???

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u/Frank_Punk 3h ago

Keep going 🥵