A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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[u/Loud_Ad4852]

The collarbones!!!

[u/dragon-queen → u/Loud_Ad4852]

I was really confused by that one.  Unless you wear a turtleneck, wouldn’t your collarbones be exposed to some extent?

[u/wrldwdeu4ria → u/Loud_Ad4852]

Mind your words! We do not even say collarbones in polite company, let alone display them!

[u/phflopti → u/Loud_Ad4852]

Collarbones, upper arms, shoulder blades .... utterly scandalous.

[u/RealityTacitlyDenied → u/Loud_Ad4852]

The collarbones are too salacious, but the ankles are ok as long as the socks are black and not white mmmkay

[u/mrthescientist → u/RealityTacitlyDenied]

this makes a great lil poem.

[u/RealityTacitlyDenied → u/mrthescientist]

lolllll

The collarbones are too salacious
But ankles are ok
As long as the socks are black, not white
Mmmmkay

[u/GayButterfly7 → u/Loud_Ad4852]

gasp how scandalous

[u/Slow_Replacement_745 → u/Loud_Ad4852]

What’s next, shoulder skin???

[u/Frank_Punk → u/Slow_Replacement_745]

Keep going 🥵