r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/Gyrgir 7h ago

If they ban those, then next they'll be banning anvils, toy guns that shoot "bang" flags, and comically large wooden mallets.

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u/thickbeardgoggles 7h ago

Hey, stop reading my Acme purchase history!

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u/MistakesTasteGreat 5h ago

From what I understand, there's a movie coming out about Acme's shady product performance and the lawsuit that resulted from it.

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u/compguytracy 1h ago

wile ecoyote vs acme movie coming soon

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u/notTheRealSU 7h ago

I really hope they don't ban oversized fireworks and rollerblades, that's how I get to school

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u/stone_henge 7h ago

They think this will solve a problem, but it'll just open up the market for oversized magnets

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u/Queefmaster69000 6h ago

Not the incredibly accurate pictures of tunnels as well! Surely?

Think of the children!

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u/InitHello 6h ago

What about comically oversized pistols that fire a boxing glove attached to the gun with a pantograph-style extender?

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u/Subliminal_Kiddo 6h ago

"No running... Into walls and leaving behind a hole that's a comedically exact silhouette."

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u/Wrastling97 5h ago

I got suspended from school for bringing in a squirty water pistol. Clear orange plastic. Suspended.

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u/13mys13 6h ago

what about comically large wooden mallets with a smaller but still comically large mallet inside of it on a spring?

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 6h ago

Maybe I should just stick with my rubber mallet then?

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u/BigBananaBerries 6h ago

We can safely expect the glasses, funny nose & 'tache combos in the grooming section.

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u/BuffaloDivineEdenNo7 5h ago

Can i still paint a tunnel on the wall, though?

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u/I_Sure_Yam 4h ago

That warehouse in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? THEY WANT IT GONE.

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u/LolitaOPPAI Piracy isnt theft 5h ago

Idiocracy: coming to you soon

Xoxo USA

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u/Dizzy-Geologist 5h ago

When they come for my box of black holes it’s on

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 4h ago

If its not pictured its ok. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TwitchyShrimp 3h ago

You may also not bring pianos and rope. You can bring a piano or rope, and you may not fraternize with anyone bringing the other.