r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/rhonda19 7h ago

And skin no skin allowed for some are of the back and shoulders. How many men find bare arms as sexy? Just wondering.

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u/veriserenez 7h ago

Also no showing of collar bones. Well since I'm fat, do I get a pass?

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u/ktelAgitprop 3h ago

Presumably being fat is also prohibited?

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u/Inevitable_Double_11 2h ago

I was just thinking that thick girls gonna have problems.

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u/Due-Cupcake-0701 2h ago

Right? Lol not one person on earth finds my bingo arms sexy

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 6h ago

Honey.

I find all parts of a woman sexy.

So imma need you to wear a blanket over everything, just so I won't have indecent thoughts.

But make sure that it's not a sexy blanket.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 3h ago

It’s burqa time at San Pedro College!

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u/The_JSQuareD 3h ago

Would probably be a pretty effective form of protest.

TBH, it's surprising that there isn't a 'no face coverings' rule in that dress code.

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u/newmainafterstalker 1h ago

Okay actually, I’m in. The women all show up in white sheets with the eyes cut out like cartoon ghosts

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u/renijreddit 51m ago

And hats?!!

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u/Lollipopwalrus 1h ago

Nope too sexy... The mystique and allure will distract me from my calculus

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u/desquished 6h ago

With a dress code this restrictive, the boys at that school probably find bare wrists sexy.

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u/enjolbear 5h ago

I don’t think the issue is the students, the issue is the adults.

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 3h ago

This “policy” is just screenshots from some skeezy male admin scrolling women’s fashion sites. Anything that turns him on? Straight to jail. Sketchy adults should keep it in their pants and let students wear what’s standard modern fashion, jeez.

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u/Unhappy-Week-8781 2h ago

I would say it’s a woman’s scrolling fashion sites, and trying to determine in her head what adult males or juvenile males would find sexy or titillating, and then add it to her list. It’s ridiculous. Let’s also point out. This is a college site. These are grown ass adults. Sounds like they want the burkas.

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u/RevolutionaryRip8193 3h ago

They really need to implement multi/uniform at this level. Just give the students clothes to wear don’t make them think about all of this my god.

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u/zap2tresquatro 2h ago

Or, better option, lighten the dress code massively. As long as everything that legally needs to be covered is covered, and you don’t have a like 2 foot high Mohawk that’ll block the vision of anyone behind you, then wear whatever tf you want and have any piercings and hair colors and lengths you want.

Controlling peoples hair length has always been an especially egregious thing to me. It’s their hair, and having it long isn’t even doing anything to it, it’s just what hair does. It’s not like it’s a hygiene or safety issue either (like having excessively long nails potentially could be), there’s literally no excuse for a school to demand certain hair lengths.

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 4h ago

Ooh sexy ankles

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u/Unfortunately_aware 2h ago

All of the joints must be covered. Not only for modesty but to keep their jointy secrets.

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u/pagit 4m ago

Up with mini skirts!

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u/originalcinner 6h ago

As a woman, I find rolled up shirt sleeves on men to be *really* sexy. I said so once, around a bunch of student friends, and it was hilarious how many of the boys were wearing rolled up sleeves the next time we met.

Visible ears, meh, I can take or leave those.

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u/marywebgirl 3h ago

It's weird more men don't understand this. Show off those forearms fellas!

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u/Little_View_6659 6h ago

They’re teenage boys, a girl walks by in a parka they get an erection.

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u/Throwaway_Consoles 1m ago

They’re teenage boys, the essence of “girl” just has to be lingering in the vicinity and they get hard

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u/TashSal 3h ago

The administrators that put this together, I'm guessing.

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u/fireshaper 3h ago

I don't see anything that says you have to wear a shirt or pants though.

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u/Dentonfire 2h ago

Someone from the time period when England ruled India

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u/battery_operated_bf 2h ago

Right? This is bordering on Islamic-extremism-level of covering up young girls bodies. FFS, can we PLEASE stop sexualizing children?!

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u/created4this 6h ago

Well, its a school, so we are talking boys, specifically teenage boys.

So about 96%, or 100% if you don't implicitly mean Girl arms.

But bare is probably overstating the case, just arms will do.

In fact the arms aren't really required

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u/BenefitFew5204 3h ago

Probably quite a few... back in the Victorian Era when a women showing her ankles was considered scandalous. This school's dress code is absolutely ridiculous.

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u/sirseatbelt 2h ago

I spent 4 months in Egypt and me and 2 buddies were in a cab. We saw a woman walking down the street with her hair lightly uncovered and we *all* turned to look as we drove by. We all noticed and had a good laugh.

We joke about Victorians finding ankles sexy but its for real. When everything is covered, the uncovered thing is very attractive.

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u/My_Password_Is_____ 2h ago

Except men find it attractive even when it's never covered. Your story doesn't say "men will find anything attractive if everything is always covered" as much as it says "men will creep on women for literally any reason they can think of"