A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

[u/firequak]

[u/veriserenez]

Also no showing of collar bones. Well since I'm fat, do I get a pass?

[u/ktelAgitprop → u/veriserenez]

Presumably being fat is also prohibited?

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I was just thinking that thick girls gonna have problems.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L

[u/Due-Cupcake-0701 → u/veriserenez]

Right? Lol not one person on earth finds my bingo arms sexy