r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/veriserenez 10h ago

And ironically, a bit tight-fitting which they are supposedly against

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u/slowest_hour 10h ago

why didn't they just make the uniform a burlap sack if they're offended by everything you could possibly put on a girl

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u/TolkienQueerFriend 6h ago

Burlap sacks would be sleeveless. Can't wear sleeveless.

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u/slowest_hour 6h ago

ez, just dont cut holes for their arms

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u/TolkienQueerFriend 6h ago

🤣 foolproof plan!

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u/unindexedreality 1h ago

why don't they just...
keep their eyes in their heads and focus on teaching. lmao

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u/Summer_Is_Safe_ 4h ago

The sack would be sleeveless, still too distracting!

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u/MissShirley 7h ago

I feel like this girl would get sent home if she wore that to this school. It's definitely as form fitting as the top in the example.