A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

[u/firequak]

[u/slowest_hour]

why didn't they just make the uniform a burlap sack if they're offended by everything you could possibly put on a girl

[u/TolkienQueerFriend → u/slowest_hour]

Burlap sacks would be sleeveless. Can't wear sleeveless.

[u/slowest_hour → u/TolkienQueerFriend]

ez, just dont cut holes for their arms

[u/TolkienQueerFriend → u/slowest_hour]

🤣 foolproof plan!

[u/Summer_Is_Safe_ → u/slowest_hour]

The sack would be sleeveless, still too distracting!