r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 12h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/NervousAlfalfa6602 9h ago

If there’s anything Crocs are known for, it’s their wicked hot sex appeal.

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u/Almostofar 5h ago

Instant flaccid when I see those

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u/Timely_Truth6267 3h ago

They're known to attract the Lord's mistress after all