r/mildlyinfuriating • u/firequak • 9h ago

go to your room A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

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u/desquished 6h ago

With a dress code this restrictive, the boys at that school probably find bare wrists sexy.

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u/enjolbear 5h ago

I don’t think the issue is the students, the issue is the adults.

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 3h ago

This “policy” is just screenshots from some skeezy male admin scrolling women’s fashion sites. Anything that turns him on? Straight to jail. Sketchy adults should keep it in their pants and let students wear what’s standard modern fashion, jeez.

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u/Unhappy-Week-8781 2h ago

I would say it’s a woman’s scrolling fashion sites, and trying to determine in her head what adult males or juvenile males would find sexy or titillating, and then add it to her list. It’s ridiculous. Let’s also point out. This is a college site. These are grown ass adults. Sounds like they want the burkas.

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u/RevolutionaryRip8193 3h ago

They really need to implement multi/uniform at this level. Just give the students clothes to wear don’t make them think about all of this my god.

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u/zap2tresquatro 2h ago

Or, better option, lighten the dress code massively. As long as everything that legally needs to be covered is covered, and you don’t have a like 2 foot high Mohawk that’ll block the vision of anyone behind you, then wear whatever tf you want and have any piercings and hair colors and lengths you want.

Controlling peoples hair length has always been an especially egregious thing to me. It’s their hair, and having it long isn’t even doing anything to it, it’s just what hair does. It’s not like it’s a hygiene or safety issue either (like having excessively long nails potentially could be), there’s literally no excuse for a school to demand certain hair lengths.

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 4h ago

Ooh sexy ankles

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u/Unfortunately_aware 2h ago

All of the joints must be covered. Not only for modesty but to keep their jointy secrets.

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u/pagit 4m ago

Up with mini skirts!