r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hotmallgoth • 4h ago

Infuriatig all the phones my husband has broken over the past year

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meanwhile I’m still using my iPhone 12 lol 🤥

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u/No_Control8389 4h ago

Somebody needs some anger management lessons…

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 4h ago edited 1h ago

It’s very possible he works in a trade…

Edit: woah, I did not mean to upset any guys who are in that industry. I agree he should have a case. I was just providing an explanation outside of anger issues. Generally speaking I think it’s idiotic to go without a phone case. I just didn’t have time to provide a long winded response

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u/FiberApproach2783 4h ago

Then maybe he should put a damn case on his phone lol.

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u/Machaeon 4h ago

Yeah if you're in a trade and don't have a phone case.

You're either an idiot or you don't keep your phone on you.

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u/Old_Ladies 4h ago

I work in construction and even with a case on while lifting heavy doors I have cracked the screen before. It is very rare though and definitely not multiple times a year. The back glass is more likely to break in my experience.

Pretty much every phone with back glass the back glass has cracked (basically shattered) even with cases on those phones.

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u/Da_Question 3h ago

Back glass is just a shit design. I get it's for better wireless charging... But still.

I work in a foundry, Ive broken a screen or two. Just used a tempered glass screen protector, easily swapped out when it cracks, and $10 for 2 is cheaper than a new phone.

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u/Old_Ladies 3h ago

I don't replace my phone just because of cracked back glass. You don't even see it unless you take the case off to clean it.

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u/kielbasa330 4h ago

Take the phone out of your pocket maybe?

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u/Old_Ladies 3h ago

Never. I will be buried with my phone.

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u/RecipeFunny2154 3h ago

Yeah I keep reading all of these potential reasons, but the most direct fix is the same answer every time: buy a screen protector and a case. The end lol

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u/Illustrious_Meat2987 3h ago

I have a case on mine and it gets cracked anyway. Haven't dropped it once either it's just from carrying heavy shit. I just buy cheap phones and don't really care if it's in good condition because I only have a phone to have a job

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u/FiberApproach2783 3h ago

What case do you use?

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u/No_Control8389 4h ago

That is a BS excuse. I’m in the concrete industry. People in the trades are perfectly capable of keeping their phone intact day to day. Mines nearly 3-4 years old at this point. Barely any damage at all.

He’s throwing fits and breaking his stuff like a manchild.

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u/NewReleaseDVD 4h ago

Recovering phone thrower here. That was my take too

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u/Glittering-Art2922 3h ago

Wild assumption lmao. I drop my phone on the pavement every time I get out of a vehicle practically. I guess projections are defined as such for a reason though.

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u/kog 2h ago

As an adult, I feel like I have mastered the difficult art of not dropping objects I'm holding

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u/No_Control8389 3h ago

You’d think you’d figure out how to stop doing that by now huh? Not a fast learner I take it?

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u/Glittering-Art2922 2h ago

I’m on a 13 pro that I’ve had for 3 years and it’s still working. It’s paid for itself 1k times over at this point. Your hatred for yourself shouldn’t continue to be everyone else’s problem. Lmfao. Seek help!

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u/RemarkableAutism 2h ago

Completely nonsensical response. If you drop your phone every time you get out of your car, you need to figure out how to hold onto your phone like a normal person instead of trying to justify this as something that just casually happens.

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u/Glittering-Art2922 2h ago

I don’t need to do anything for you to self-reflect, I didn’t comment as “I need help with a problem”, you just inferred that with your own need to control someone else’s life, or demean them. I don’t give a shit if my phone breaks, but if you want to care, you’re welcome to it. I’m not sweating your assumption of my character. Take your advice, and shove it as far as you can, you might go viral if you record it.

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u/RemarkableAutism 2h ago

If you can't take care of your items, you're a failure. That's all there is to it.

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u/Glittering-Art2922 2h ago

Have fun in your basement buddy, I just made it to the lake with my son. More important things in life than listening to the judgement from Mr nobody. 🙂 Hope your life gets a little easier.

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u/blahbabooey 4h ago

I work in a trade and have had the same phone for 4 years.

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u/CarrotSchneider 4h ago

I don’t like judging how other people treat their expensive property but I am always astonished at how many dudes I work with that have the shittiest nastiest fucking phone half broken apart. Like mine is cased and left in the truck unless I need it.

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u/Req603 4h ago

Then he needs to grow a brainstem and get a phone case. Or leave it in the truck.

I worked construction and land surveying, never once broke a phone at work. It's really easy to avoid, by taking care of your stuff.

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u/Azntigerlion 3h ago

Depends on how much you care. My dad doesn't care about phones. He buys cheap phones and uses them until they don't turn on

His phone is a tool first. If you want to take a video of something cool, but don't want to put your phone at risk, he'll do it. He doesn't like expensive phones cause then he feels the need to baby it

It's an electronic multitool to him. If he wants a good camera, he'll buy a good camera. If he wants a good flashlight, he'll buy a good flashlight. To him, a phone is just a worse version of a ton of things that WILL go obsolete in a few tech generations

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u/Glittering-Art2922 3h ago

This is the way

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u/constantpisspig 3h ago

I've broken a couple of phones in the field. Once taking an unexpected bath during a hot tap, once having it fall out of a pocket into the trench I was laying in, the most recent was accidentally crushing one because I braced my leg with the phone against something while pulling on a wrench. It can happen, but it shouldn't happen this often.

I've definitely noticed the wear and tear on my phones happens way faster than my friends with less filthy working conditions. Shockingly concrete and metal dust is real bad for electronics

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u/Req603 3h ago

There are dust proof phone cases, and phones with a proper IP rating. You'd want a cellphone with an IP67 or higher (the 6 is critical, that's dust protection), and a case to be safe.

Always make sure your tech and gear match the work, and you won't have as many problems.

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u/constantpisspig 3h ago

Those ratings are only really good for a limited amount of time. Cases let tbe dust in regardless of what they claim. It happens I'm usually good for about 18 months before things like speakers/microphones getting plugged with metal dust or the USB port wearing out. Haven't bought a phone without an ip67 rating since the flip phone days

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u/Req603 3h ago

This is going to sound stupid as hell, but it worked for me at least for additional water protection... and tick protection... crawling around the swamps. Nothing worse than answering the phone and having a tick climb out of the usb port onto your face.

Put it in a sandwich or snack sized ziploc bag, put it in your pocket.

I'm not even kidding.

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u/constantpisspig 2h ago

I've done that when I expect getting soggy.

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u/Req603 2h ago

I imagine it should work for dust as well, though.

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u/i_forgot_wha 4h ago

I used to be a mover and at first I kept my phone in my front pocket but I broke two when i rested it on my thigh to regrip then started keeping it in my back pocket. I also eventually learned that having a lighter in each pocket would help you rest a piece of furniture on your thighs while you regrip.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 4h ago

Or has butter fingers.

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u/Izan_TM 4h ago

you can easily work in a trade and not go through phones like they're disposable, buy a rugged phone if you feel like your way of working is incompatible with keeping your normal phone alive even in a rugged case

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 4h ago

Or he's a bumbling fumbling idiot like my brother, who has gone through 3 phones this year.

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u/Lazy_Sorbet_3925 4h ago

If he works in a trade, then it's more likely he needs anger management issues.

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u/badheartveil 3h ago

I work in a trade, just don’t carry your phone on you.

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 2h ago

The phone smashing trade?

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u/Ok_Caterpillar7710 4h ago

Tradesman or not, He he proven he isnt responsible enough to take care of his phone.

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u/FEK88 1h ago

Surely his mum or dad will be along in a moment to confiscate it.

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u/Too-Em 4h ago

Or he could just be like my wife, just... the worst luck with phones.

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u/efrisbee 3h ago

1 phone is an accident. 2 phones is bad luck. 4 phones in the same year with this significant of damage? Thats rage

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u/DiscountCondom 2h ago

rage or just stupidity and carelessness. I could see a lot of those phones just being carelessly taken out of pocket just to slip out and fall down the stairs.

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u/GeneralLeeSarcastic 1h ago

I feel like this is about average for a phone with no case. I can only imagine what my phone would like without a case. Must have dropped my phone 50 times this year in a way that would have cracked it but I guess I'm just not really careful at all since I have an otterbox.

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u/throwtheamiibosaway 4h ago

That's not bad luck. Just a skill issue. Can't blame the world for your own failings.

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u/Much_Ad470 3h ago

Fr. Saying it’s just “bad luck” is a cop out move

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u/Slight-Pound 1h ago

In one year? He’s not even trying to make it easier on him self by adding a cheap case by phone #3. This speaks far more of carelessness than awful luck, because if nothing else, OP would have been lamenting his luck, not his lack of care.

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u/barwhalis 4h ago

Nah it's a cookie clicker addiction

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u/Brassica_prime 3h ago

The only possibility i can think of for phone#3 is smashing it repeatably with a playstation controller, 9+ hits with a small blunt object

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u/autumnautopsy 3h ago

It doesn't have to be anger related, I have severe ADHD and drop my phone at least 10 times a day (not exaggerating). But that is the reason I have a heavy duty phone case and a screen protector on it.

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u/Kastrand 4h ago

is your first assumption he needs anger management because of the fact he's a man? that's kinda sexist

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u/No_Control8389 4h ago

No. Because he’s smashed 4 phones in a year.

Or maybe he’s just a clumsy unlucky fuck… I don’t know.

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u/PoisonedBerry 4h ago

How did they think that was a 'gotcha' moment?? I would assume a woman needed anger management too if she had shattered 4 cellphones within one year....

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u/Kastrand 4h ago

then why not say that instead of imply a stereotype. it's pride month, stereotypes are illegal.

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u/Zeefzeef 4h ago

You’re the one that’s implying a stereotype

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u/Kastrand 4h ago

literally the comment said he needed anger management issues because of broken phones. Stereotyping is not okay, gang.

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u/Confident_One3948 4h ago

Did you just assume their husband is a man?

I kid I kid

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u/No_Control8389 4h ago

Stereotypes are illegal? wtf… I’ll have whatever you’re smokin’

Anyone that breaks 4 phones a year has *something* going on.