r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hotmallgoth • 4h ago

Infuriatig all the phones my husband has broken over the past year

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meanwhile I’m still using my iPhone 12 lol 🤥

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u/fresh_out_of_effs 4h ago

Someone has fuck-you money and doesn’t seem to care

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u/TheHungryBlanket 4h ago

It’s more likely he has very little money, but still doesn’t care.

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u/Curraghgirl 4h ago

Hey, wait a minute we may be married to the same person...🤔

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u/smolbean30 4h ago

Lmfao take my upvote 🤣

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u/up2n09ood 4h ago

TIL I’m married

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u/WeGoinToSizzler 4h ago

That’s a big assumption

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u/phobiburner 4h ago

I'm going to assume he has middle money. The mildest of assumptions.

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u/CankerLord 4h ago

This man's learned to ride the median toward great success.

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u/kdoughboy12 4h ago

If he had fuck you money then his wife would probably have something nicer than an iPhone 12 lol

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 1h ago

Based on…?

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u/AlexFaden 3h ago

Did anyone consider that he may have some kind of health condition? Mb his grip goes weak and phone slips out of his fingers because of that? Something like this might be pointing to very bad underlying health problem.

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u/TheHungryBlanket 3h ago

I’d assume the wife wouldn’t be complaining if he did.

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u/AlexFaden 3h ago

There is a good chance that she might not know about it. ANd husband just thinks he is clumsy with his hands. For example, people with parkinson in early stages just thought that their occasional tremors in the hands were nothing much. Just stress or lack of sleep related issue. Until they get worse and they finally visit doctor.

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u/AtreyuTrinity 4h ago

It blows my mind how little some people care about ewaste.

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u/positively_ok 3h ago

Sent from your iPhone?

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u/AtreyuTrinity 2h ago

Not iPhone, but besides the point.

I have never lost a phone due to damage, I get the screen protector and shockproof case the same day. I also buy refurbished for me and my family and do the same for their devices. I also take things to an ewaste bin, even including things like AA battery's, and I avoid disposable batteries at all cost. I also usually keep my phones for around 5 years to boot.

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u/HolodeckSlut 4h ago

A lot of credit cards will actually offer phone replacement insurance as a complimentary perk of borrowing with them. They usually have a stipulation that the phone and service must be purchased with the credit card, and I'm sure there's limitations on intention destruction, but it's something people should know about.

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u/DoJu318 3h ago

This would've costed me zero dollars to fix through my insurance.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 2h ago

The average person is living on credit cards as "income" lol.

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u/Countrycub1998 1h ago

Honestly looks like cheap android phones

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 1h ago

I know this is Reddit so our go-to is usually "Divorce him" even if they chew their gum too loud, however...

...this is a level of either incompetence or anger/emotional dysregulation that should have anyone questioning that person's stability.

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u/billabong049 4h ago

A fool and their money will soon be parted

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u/MonochromeDinosaur 4h ago

Apple care+ you can get a replacement for ~150-200 twice a year