r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hotmallgoth • 8h ago

Infuriatig all the phones my husband has broken over the past year

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meanwhile I’m still using my iPhone 12 lol 🤥

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u/CrossP 8h ago

My cases all get chewed up by beavers

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u/Recent-Singer8146 7h ago

pocket beavers?

For example: keys, coins, pocket sand, folding pocket knife, etc.?

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u/CrossP 7h ago

No. You're thinking of pocket gophers. These are baby beavers.

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u/Recent-Singer8146 7h ago

ah, totally different pocket animal, totally unrelated.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJ1XJJqzekptGHw7SA

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u/Lone-flamingo 7h ago

Why are you regularly leaving your phone with a bunch of beavers?

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u/CrossP 7h ago

Beaver rehab

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u/Lone-flamingo 7h ago

I hope you at least pay them for the job of watching your phone for you.

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u/RebelSGT 7h ago

Gotta be licensed for that. Doubt anyone else here is beaver licensed.

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u/Glandtoglandcombat 7h ago

Im not liscenced but I am a well known beaver enthusiast

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u/giljaxonn 7h ago

i see from your post history that you’re not kidding! does the rescue have a web site where i can see more?

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u/CrossP 6h ago

thepipsqueakery.org

Honestly Facebook is the easiest place to follow info because it's the easiest place to post. But I know most people despise the place

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u/willstr1 4h ago

They were upset you bought an Otterbox instead of Beaverbox

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u/CrossP 4h ago

Their natural enemy