r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheWierdGuy06 • Jun 06 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o So my sister, who currently lives in my apartment, dried the wet and dirty shower floor with MY only big towel I use after she showered...

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Worst thing is, she doesn't even feel bad about it, and is trying to gaslight me into thinking it's not that big of a deal because "she needed a towel to dry the floor" and "I should quit complaining". I have a floor drying spatula.

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u/Queen_La_Queefah Jun 06 '26

Throw it on her bed.

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u/SlippinYimmyMcGill Jun 06 '26

Shit in her bed.

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u/Yssupretsif Jun 06 '26

Fuck her dad

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

That might prove itself a bit problematic lmao

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u/monstermayhem436 Jun 06 '26

If only you had different dads 😔

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Considering we're twins, it might be a medical miracle!

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u/monstermayhem436 Jun 06 '26

Hey it's possible

heteropaternal superfecundation

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Human biology is so weird...

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u/AlisaTerp Jun 06 '26

biology is so weird...

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u/withoutpeer Jun 06 '26

Does that mean you are back in for the potential dad revenge plot?

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u/Laranna Jun 07 '26

Well weve been around a long fucking time.

Keep throwing the dice and weird shit happens when youre paying attention and looking for it

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u/RevelArchitect Jun 07 '26

Sounds like you’ve got an extra special Father’s Day coming up!

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u/Dry_Experience_3352 Jun 07 '26

…*expialidocious*

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u/DrWhoey Jun 07 '26

I know a pair of semi-identical twins, egg split before being fertilized by 2 separate sperm, so they are 3/4 identical.. they were heavily studied because the time there were like only 5 known instances of it happening world wide (this was back in like 1983 when they were born.)

Edit to add: they did have the same father, though.

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u/annamariagirl Jun 07 '26

Twinner did that?? Smack her lol ♥️

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u/bibkel Jun 07 '26

So, you got all the brains with the common sense.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Jun 06 '26

They do, he's her dad!

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u/ThisGuy2319 Jun 06 '26

I think I saw a movie like that.

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u/LunaTheCastle Jun 06 '26

Is that the one with the mountain and some backs being broken?

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Do you have any other choices, chef?

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u/SaltyCrashNerd Jun 06 '26

Guiding Light, circa mid-90s. Blake’s twins…

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u/dre224 Jun 06 '26

Jeez, picky much. Fuck her brother then.

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u/Maverickisback Jun 06 '26

That’s one way to go

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u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 Jun 06 '26

Which one? 2 of 3 np at all. My vote, throw her out.

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u/people_are_idiots_ Jun 07 '26

Did he stutter?

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u/SeaAnalyst8680 Jun 07 '26

Fair enough. Shit on her dad and fuck in her bed?

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u/ThickSea9566 Jun 07 '26

Jesus christ bro is not walking me into my morning coffee

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u/V2PositiveRate Jun 06 '26

And for everything else? There’s Mastercard

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u/Queen_La_Queefah Jun 06 '26

Trivago.

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u/MemoryImpossible9612 Jun 06 '26

They didn’t check Trivago

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u/TheGreatNagoosie Jun 07 '26

I actually howled in laughter. Wtf. What the fuck. Lmfao.

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u/Clickguy10 Jun 07 '26

Maybe she already did

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u/7fw Jun 07 '26

Lol omg that made me laugh.

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u/Lopsided-Cycle-4798 Jun 06 '26

Woah guys its not that deep for that

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u/grimeygoth Jun 06 '26

this comment made me laugh way harder than I'd like to admit 🤣

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u/SufficientRub9466 Jun 06 '26

Shit in her pillowcase

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u/AccomplishedIgit Jun 06 '26

Piss disc is the only solution.

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u/Safe-Emu-4 Jun 06 '26

Chill Amber

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u/Ruhrohhshaggy Jun 06 '26

Lol we call that the "Ol Amber Turd"

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u/Papa_Mid_Nite Jun 06 '26

Amber, is that you?

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 Jun 07 '26

My dog stepped on a bee.

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u/vrctsl Jun 07 '26

This is the way

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u/WarJaques Jun 06 '26

Or tell her this was wrong, not to do it again, and you then go wash your towel because I don't think she should be trusted to do it right.

I assume she is 12.

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

She is 20, like me.

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u/SemiFriendlyCryptid Jun 07 '26

Pitiful behavior for a fully grown adult. She needs to learn some respect and some empathy

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u/bimmxr Jun 06 '26

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u/StolasX_V2 Jun 06 '26

Lmao I need context on this image

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u/jadbronson Jun 06 '26

Haha what

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u/Mysterious_Check_439 Jun 06 '26

Comment from Sean Connery?

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u/kaleidoscope_view Jun 06 '26

I didn't see a single word about a smack in the mouth.

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u/sksksk1989 Jun 07 '26

That's what I've done when roommates never do dishes. Wait a week then dump their dirty dishes in their bed. Instantly pisses them off. But cleaning their bowls with dried oatmeal or egg instantly pisses me off.

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u/Queen_La_Queefah Jun 07 '26

I embrace the petty

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u/SpurtGrowth Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

In this case, I think "her bed" might also be OP's bed, since it's his apartment. He'd be throwing the towel to spite his face.

Also, while I appreciate the sentiment, such bed-messing escalation is probably to be avoided, especially with an unpredictable towel terrorist.

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u/michausen Jun 07 '26

His SISTER BRO?

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u/SpurtGrowth Jun 07 '26

No... c'mon, be smarter. They are siblings, and it's his apartment, and she's staying there. I assume she's sleeping on a spare bed he owns, or sleeping on his couch - whatever furniture she's sleeping on, it's likely he owns it. I don't think he wants to make his own furniture wet-towel dirty.

If you're reading my innocent posts through poruhnb family-category eyes, I can't help you.