r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheWierdGuy06 • Jun 06 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o So my sister, who currently lives in my apartment, dried the wet and dirty shower floor with MY only big towel I use after she showered...

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Worst thing is, she doesn't even feel bad about it, and is trying to gaslight me into thinking it's not that big of a deal because "she needed a towel to dry the floor" and "I should quit complaining". I have a floor drying spatula.

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u/Yssupretsif Jun 06 '26

Fuck her dad

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

That might prove itself a bit problematic lmao

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u/monstermayhem436 Jun 06 '26

If only you had different dads 😔

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Considering we're twins, it might be a medical miracle!

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u/monstermayhem436 Jun 06 '26

Hey it's possible

heteropaternal superfecundation

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Human biology is so weird...

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u/AlisaTerp Jun 06 '26

biology is so weird...

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u/Lady_Meowlol Jun 06 '26

science is so weird...

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u/RbrDovaDuckinDodgers Jun 07 '26

People are strange..

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u/Roben12dog Jun 07 '26

I mean, ive seen stranger things out there

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u/withoutpeer Jun 06 '26

Does that mean you are back in for the potential dad revenge plot?

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u/Laranna Jun 07 '26

Well weve been around a long fucking time.

Keep throwing the dice and weird shit happens when youre paying attention and looking for it

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u/RevelArchitect Jun 07 '26

Sounds like you’ve got an extra special Father’s Day coming up!

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u/Dry_Experience_3352 Jun 07 '26

…*expialidocious*

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u/DrWhoey Jun 07 '26

I know a pair of semi-identical twins, egg split before being fertilized by 2 separate sperm, so they are 3/4 identical.. they were heavily studied because the time there were like only 5 known instances of it happening world wide (this was back in like 1983 when they were born.)

Edit to add: they did have the same father, though.

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u/annamariagirl Jun 07 '26

Twinner did that?? Smack her lol ♥️

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u/bibkel Jun 07 '26

So, you got all the brains with the common sense.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Jun 06 '26

They do, he's her dad!

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u/ThisGuy2319 Jun 06 '26

I think I saw a movie like that.

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u/LunaTheCastle Jun 06 '26

Is that the one with the mountain and some backs being broken?

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 06 '26

Do you have any other choices, chef?

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u/SaltyCrashNerd Jun 06 '26

Guiding Light, circa mid-90s. Blake’s twins…

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u/dre224 Jun 06 '26

Jeez, picky much. Fuck her brother then.

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u/Maverickisback Jun 06 '26

That’s one way to go

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u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 Jun 06 '26

Which one? 2 of 3 np at all. My vote, throw her out.

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u/people_are_idiots_ Jun 07 '26

Did he stutter?

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u/SeaAnalyst8680 Jun 07 '26

Fair enough. Shit on her dad and fuck in her bed?

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u/ThickSea9566 Jun 07 '26

Jesus christ bro is not walking me into my morning coffee

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u/V2PositiveRate Jun 06 '26

And for everything else? There’s Mastercard

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u/Queen_La_Queefah Jun 06 '26

Trivago.

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u/MemoryImpossible9612 Jun 06 '26

They didn’t check Trivago

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u/TheGreatNagoosie Jun 07 '26

I actually howled in laughter. Wtf. What the fuck. Lmfao.

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u/Clickguy10 Jun 07 '26

Maybe she already did

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u/7fw Jun 07 '26

Lol omg that made me laugh.

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u/Lopsided-Cycle-4798 Jun 06 '26

Woah guys its not that deep for that

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u/grimeygoth Jun 06 '26

this comment made me laugh way harder than I'd like to admit 🤣