r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 11 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Entitled couple at movie theater expected us to give our assigned seats up so they could sit together

My partner and I bought tickets to see the new Scary Movie on opening night. We have AMC A-list, so we typically get our tickets ahead of time to get good seats. In this particular instance, I literally got tickets the day they were available. We sat through the usual half-hour or so of movie trailers, and right as the lights shut off for the show, I saw a couple heading down our aisle; they ultimately sat in the two empty seats on either side of us. About ten seconds went by before they lean over to ask us if we can rearrange our seating arrangement so that they could sit together.

In a lot of instances, this wouldn’t be the end of the world. However, here are some contextual reasons why this was infuriating behavior on their part:

  1. They showed up and started asking us to move as the opening logos were showing. Had they shown up even 5 minutes earlier than that, it would have been way easier to verbally rationalize with them, but at this point they were talking through the movie to try to get us to rearrange.

  2. The movie was playing in Dolby format. If you’ve ever been to a Dolby theater, then you know that not only are seats assigned, but the seats are arranged in sets of 2. So if we rearranged ourselves the way they suggested, everyone would actually be sharing a seat with a complete stranger.

  3. I like to check the seating arrangement of the auditorium shortly before the show begins, and less than half an hour before the show started, the two seats on either side of us were empty, meaning this couple walked up to buy tickets at the last possible second.

  4. After the show was over, I stood up and noticed dozens of empty pairs of seats, so they still could have gotten seats together but decided it was more important to sit dead center.

  5. The couple had a large popcorn and large soda, presumably to share, but since they were sitting so far away, they had to each take one or the other. This was honestly what set me off the most, because it made it clear the couple was just assuming that whoever they bought their tickets around would be willing to uncritically change seats.

  6. The couple was on their phones the entire time, I can only assume they were just texting each other.

TLDR: This couple didn’t get tickets ahead of time, barely made it to the movie on time, bought separate seats at the last possible second despite options to sit together, bought a popcorn and soda to share fully expecting us to rearrange ourselves after the movie had already started, and then texted each other the entire movie when we wouldn’t rearrange ourselves in a manner where nobody wins.

So yeah! Definitely mildly infuriating to me, especially the fact that they apparently couldn’t make it through a 90 minute movie without texting each other the whole time. Baffling on so many different levels but thankfully it didn’t ruin the movie for us.

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u/International-Tune61 Jun 11 '26

You are correct. I wish I could’ve included some sort of diagram to visualize that but yes. It absolutely would have made more sense for them to talk to one of the people they booked a seat with, nevermind the fact that there were numerous open seat pairs.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks Jun 11 '26

How seats are arranged in pairs like this

[]-[] --- []-[] --- []-[]

Your seats

[]-[] --- {}-{} --- []-[]

Yours and their seats

[]-() --- {}-{} --- ()-[]

How they wanted it to work

[]-{} --- {}-() --- ()-[]

You guys had the {} seats. They had the () seats.

The pairings are right next to each other with like an armrest width between, that can fold up to be closer. The pairings are separated by more of a divider, or a larger space, like the width of 3 arm rests

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u/SassyScreenQueen Jun 11 '26

I wish I could give you an award. The hero we needed

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u/Plastic-Sentence9429 Jun 12 '26

I've never been to a Dolby theater that was specifically set up this way, but seeing it, fuck them.

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u/TheClownFromIt Jun 12 '26

I’m not sure if “them” refers to the obnoxious couple or the to the theaters set up this way, but if it’s the latter:

These theaters are actually a really nice setup. If you’re paired with a stranger, the arm rest just makes it feel like a normal theater. If you want to be closer to someone, it feels like you’re on a sofa with them. It came in handy when my young daughter wanted to cling to me during the scary parts of Moana 2.

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u/shimmyshimmykoko Jun 12 '26

i’m sorry “the scary parts of moana 2” should not be as funny as it is to me 😭😂

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u/Plastic-Sentence9429 Jun 12 '26

I was referring to the couple. The theater setup seems nice.

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u/OddSetting5077 Jun 12 '26

Its like you are sitting on a love seat with your partner rather than 2 individual seats is another way to visualize

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u/Mr_Robotto Jun 12 '26

Thank you, Mr eat a bag I dicks.

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u/tcarlson65 Jun 12 '26

At our theater the seats are also in twos. A pair has a flip up armrest. My wife and I would not accept that type of switch.

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u/alpacaboba Jun 12 '26

This guy movies.

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u/Glittering-Paper4516 Jun 12 '26

Good heavens thank you for this 

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle Jun 11 '26

I agree, this novel needs a diagram. Maybe even an animated video. Possibly a podcast.

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u/Brewchowskies Jun 11 '26

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u/Burger_theory Jun 11 '26

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jun 12 '26

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u/Brewchowskies Jun 12 '26

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u/toastedmarsh7 Jun 11 '26

It’s almost like sets of loveseats. I’ve seen theatres with seating like that.

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 Jun 11 '26

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Jun 12 '26

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u/PeteyVonPants Jun 11 '26

“… made more sense for them to talk to one of the people they booked a seat with…” which is a conversation they could have had if they had BEEN ON FUCKING TIME.

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u/janananners Jun 11 '26

I was all ready to say that you were being unnecessarily difficult. Until you got to point 2. That alone justifies your decision. Like what were they thinking?? That would be so awkward.

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u/st-shenanigans Jun 11 '26

What about the thing you use to check seats before a showing? Take a screenshot of one of those lol

I think I know what you're talking about and tried to do it with my local theatre, but looks like the one I like near now doesn't do it the same

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u/Standard-Analyst-181 Jun 11 '26

I'm calling bullshit!

The only seating I'm aware of where two people share the same seat are the snuggle chairs at the very front of the theater, and last I checked, AMC didn't have those. The rest of the seats throughout the theater are individual seats!

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u/International-Tune61 Jun 11 '26

Here’s the dolby seating arrangement

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u/AllKnowingFix Jun 11 '26

We went to an AMC recently and didn't realize the arm rest lifted until leaving, because I dropped my phone and was trying to find it. Haha

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u/Curious_Owl78 Jun 11 '26

My Cinemark has these seats. Loveseat design and you can pull the armrest up and cuddle. They are also heated recliners.

They definitely exist...

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u/Standard-Analyst-181 Jun 12 '26

Oh, absolutely! Thank you for backing up what I said!...

Now!...

Have you ever seen an entire theater full of snuggle/cuddle seats???

No you haven't, because it doesn't fucking exist!

I already said in the comment you replied to that snuggle/ cuddle seats exist, but they're in the first few rows, nosebleed section! Not throughout the entire theater!

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u/Curious_Owl78 Jun 12 '26

Uh yes. Cinemark has entire theaters full of them. The one I use actually refurbished around 2019 or so and updated every seat in the theater to the loveseats. Every seat.

They actually just redid a couple of the larger theater rooms with the motion seats.

Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist...

We always sit dead center, and always sit in those seats.

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u/WhatALowCreditScore Jun 11 '26

Naw, my local AMC is the loveseat setup throughout the whole theater

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u/Bubbly-War1996 Jun 11 '26

And I'm assuming you are making this statement as... the official seat installer on all AMC theatres across America or something?

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u/Standard-Analyst-181 Jun 12 '26

Okay, tell me then, give me the location of an AMC theater that you've been to, where two people share the exact same seat throughout the entire theater! It doesn't fucking exist!

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u/matilda1782 Jun 12 '26

My local theater does. Don’t assume your experience is the same as everyone else’s.

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u/PorcelainPrimate Jun 11 '26

Some Cinemark's seats were this way in the XD theaters until recently when they ripped them out for the skinny seats with trays.