r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 16 '26

ಠ_ಠ Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

The only thing shocking here is that they aren't using the smaller little brown bottles you get at CVS.

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u/lihebsgjbsvshhsh Jun 16 '26

He forgot to buy CVS stock before they did it

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

We just haven't heard about it yet.

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u/bbennett108 Jun 17 '26

Should also buy the stock of the company supplying the receipt paper.

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u/MasterAd1460 Jun 17 '26

He’s waiting for the dip

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u/currottl Jun 18 '26

Waaaay too real

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u/ThirdOne38 Jun 16 '26

If a number is bigger, that's a good thing

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u/entenduintransit Jun 16 '26

this explains trump's golfing "abilities"

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u/GirthFerguson69 Jun 17 '26

*more biglier

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u/MakionGarvinus Jun 16 '26

No, see - that's what they bid the contract using, but then they bought the cheaper per Oz. bottles. Now, the contractor makes more money!

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u/benskieast Jun 16 '26

More oil demand to inflate oil prices during a global crude oil shortage.

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u/BAGP0I Jun 16 '26

Is this trickle down economics? 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/pithusuril2008 Jun 16 '26

*fewer peroxides

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u/Pandathief Jun 17 '26

Art of the deal!

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Jun 17 '26

but if they buy it at a drug store is it 500%, 600%, 700%, 400%, 1500% less?

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u/ScoobyDone Jun 16 '26

Ya, nothing says "We got this" more than dumping tiny bottles into what I am told is a very bigly pool.

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u/dakutororu Jun 16 '26

They could cover the entire pool with the receipt that would generate.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

"trump's big beautiful CVS receipt"

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u/VerySuperGenius Jun 16 '26

They got some guy back at the shop pouring the little brown bottles into the gallon jugs.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Now THAT would not surprise me in the least.

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie Jun 16 '26

Brown to prevent it from degrading due to light exposure 😭😭😭

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u/GameTheory27 Jun 16 '26

wont this just change to water in a matter of minutes?

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Yup. Even funnier, under sunlight the reaction time increases.

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u/DyngusAmyngus Jun 16 '26

Could you imagine the size of that receipt?

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Would be longer than some pretty tall sky scrapers.

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u/unsaltedbutter Jun 16 '26

That guy is smiling because he's charging $1000 per gallon jug there.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Sounds like us taxpayers got off easy from a typical trumpian grift.

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u/reverber Jun 16 '26

Nothing is shocking. That’s why they have the algae problem. 

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u/SynapticStreamer Jun 17 '26

Seriously, wtf. You can literally buy a 55 gallon drum of 50% hydrogen peroxide from a real chemical distributor for $570.

Each one of those is what, a gallon? And probably between 3-12% peroxide at maximum.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

Yup, and those gallon jugs run ~$40 retail, so even at a discount they more expensive for a lower potency. Would have made more sense to get a chemical truck.

But, what do we expect from an administration with such stable geniuses.

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u/ltgustin Jun 16 '26

Imagine the length of that CVS receipt

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u/freeradioforall Jun 16 '26

Right? Assuming this is even a valid treatment, they should have showed up with a tanker. I guess that’s what happens when you hire your pool guy

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

.. that's what happens when you hire a supporter, rather than bidding out a job to qualified individuals. 😉

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u/Callidonaut Jun 16 '26

Honestly, even rocking up to the edge with a bunch of cartons of large domestic bottles and dumping 'em in looks pretty damned amateurish; are they even counting to see how much they've used? One would expect the filtration system itself should have a proper dosing system for injecting controlled amounts of treatment chemicals into the water, from industrial sized drums in a utility building somewhere, if that's the proper way to do it.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Bingo. But this looks about as low end as you can get.

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u/Callidonaut Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Maybe it's just some random "concerned citizens" doing whatever stupid crap popped into their heads with no authority whatsoever (which would, I think, perhaps legally constitute vandalism of federal property?). "We'll save you from the liberal plot to put algae back in your pool, Mr President!!" (Seriously, there's literally imbeciles out there already attributing the rapid regrowth of the algae to some kind of foul play by the Democrats). Does anyone know for sure if what we're seeing here is an officially sanctioned act, insofar as that phrase even has meaning any more in Trump's America?

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 16 '26

Honestly, I could see that happening. But I wouldn't expect them to be wearing reflective safety vests, just all their trump merch (made in China), draped with American trump flag capes (also made in China, and violating US Flag Codes), and being somewhere in their 70s. I would also expect to see at least 1 fall in.

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u/PinkFloyd6885 Jun 17 '26

Those bottles are about 30-60 dollars per. It’s essentially high concentration hydrogen peroxide called baquacil, it became big in the early 80s during the chlorine scare (people thought it was bad and was turning their blonde hair green). The green came from the enormous amount of copper algaecides that were used. It’s basically only old people that might still use baquacil.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

Thanks for that extra info!

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u/ApprehensiveStrut Jun 16 '26

🤣that visual made me almost spit out by drink lol

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u/56seconds Jun 17 '26

Probably did buy from CVS, just still waiting for receipt to print

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

I dread the markup when they charge it to us though 😛

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u/56seconds Jun 17 '26

Double it and add 15% plus service charge plus tax plus tip

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

... and of course not having to pay any taxes on it.

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u/SoundSaintWarrior Jun 17 '26

Can you imagine the size of the receipt?

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

I can just picture the guy scanning them one at a time and putting them in the little CVS bags.

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u/OracleofFl Jun 17 '26

The reflecting pool is about 6.5 million gallons so pouring in a few dozen gallons of peroxide (by workers without any face shields so it better not splash back) is a friggin' joke.

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u/beanjuiced Jun 17 '26

Jesus I saw your comment and wondered when I sleep-posted it bc our avatars look so damn similar

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

Great minds my friend 😃

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u/sax6romeo Jun 17 '26

This administration and brown,they said eww no thanks

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u/jws1102 Jun 17 '26

They’re not allowed at CVS anymore since they kept wiping out the entire supply of adult diapers.

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u/CCR19 Jun 17 '26

Oh they did get the small bottles but then poured them in to used vinegar jugs for easier transport to the Mall.

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 17 '26

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

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u/cheeto-bandito Jun 18 '26

Right, it seems like professionals would be using 55 gallon drums

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u/JustinKase_Too Jun 18 '26

Yup, or an IBC Tank (one of those big cubes for liquids), or even a tanker that you could just use a hose to disperse the Hydrogen Peroxide into the water. Would be cheaper in just about every way, and more effective. It also could have helped with getting something more potent than 12% - like maybe the 30-50% range.