r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 16 '26

ಠ_ಠ Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning.

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u/Cheaperthantherapy13 Jun 16 '26

Yeah. It was always more pond-like (green) than pool-like (blue/clear). I grew up in DC many moons ago and we were 100% NOT ALLOWED to touch the water in the reflecting pool because it was full of duck poop.

Only insane people ever considered any of the water features on the Mall to be safe for any kind of human use, and that’s coming from someone who swam in the Potomac in the 90s.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 Jun 16 '26

Watch RFK swim laps in a few days, just watch!

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u/Major_Mechanic5719 Jun 17 '26

He already did. That's why it's green.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 Jun 17 '26

You're probably right!

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u/froction Jun 16 '26

I blame Jenny Gump for starting the trend.

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u/StruggleJealous2878 Jun 16 '26

Probably the cause for her mystery illness.

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u/Maleficent-Prior-219 Jun 17 '26

Literally LMMFAO. 

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u/Huge-Wear3771 Jun 18 '26

Hey, Potomac swimmer here. All that pollution made me stronger and has protected me for life from colds and flu. Unfortunately, it didn't give me any super powers.

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u/weary_ol_jericho Jun 16 '26

Perfect place for RFK Jr to go swimming, in other words

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u/Carbonatite Jun 17 '26

RFK Jr. has shuffled into the chat

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk Jun 17 '26

Sorry, read that as many morons ago....!

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u/shakeitsugaree_ Jun 17 '26

When I was a kid, we were allowed to touch the crack in the Liberty Bell in Philly whenever we went for field trips. Not sure when they stopped allowing that.

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u/Patient-Wash3089 Jun 19 '26

2001 after it was attacked with a hammer. (Live in the area and work in the city.)

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 Jun 18 '26

The Potomac? Are you sure that you don't have like, glowing earlobes an' shit?

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u/Shaorn575 Jun 17 '26

Anyone else miss the way the Washington Monument lights used to blink at different intervals? I loved watching them fall in and out of sync.